Michael P. Clutton
@mpcfiction
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Fiction That Doesn't Follow The Script. Follow on: https://t.co/Wbii2naR5k
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Joined September 2013
Don’t ask. Just blink slowly and scroll. Humor writer posting sarcasm and bad decisions. https://t.co/c4dfOhJTUc
#funnybooks #IndieAuthorLife #AuthorHumor
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AI thinks I’m a menace #MPCFiction #DumbStuff #Absurdity #UnintentionalComedy #LifeIsWeird #twistedhumor
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Not reviewed by the FDA or my conscience. #MPCFiction #peoplearestrange #sociallyawkward #IntrovertHumor #adulting #sarcasmshorts
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This video brought to you by questionable choices. #MPCFiction #bookrecommendations #funnybooks #IndieAuthorLife #fictionwriting #fictionlovers
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My brain just went outside for a smoke. #MPCFiction #LifeIsHard #RelatableHumor #middleagedlife #dailystruggles #ComedyTherapy
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Sarcasm levels approaching critical mass #MPCFiction #lifeathome #MarriageHumor #LifeComedy #KitchenDisasters #RealLifeFunny
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Beautiful Beach, One Unfinished Book. #shorts Christmas on the beach. Warm air, quiet water, plenty to admire— and still, my mind’s already back home, where the book is waiting. #MPCFiction #bookrecommendations #funnybooks #IndieAuthorLife #fictionwriting #fictionlovers
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My dog looked at me different after this #MPCFiction #bookrecommendations #funnybooks #IndieAuthorLife #fictionwriting #fictionlovers
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Side effects may include confusion and clicking. #MPCFiction #uselessfacts #BadAdvice #helpfuladvice #DryHumor #ModernWisdom
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I tried being normal. The plot disagreed. MPCFiction #bookrecommendations #funnybooks #IndieAuthorLife #fictionwriting #fictionlovers
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I will be leaving my position with the FBI in January. I want to thank President Trump, AG Bondi, and Director Patel for the opportunity to serve with purpose. Most importantly, I want to thank you, my fellow Americans, for the privilege to serve you. God bless America, and
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Caution: AI roast levels are medically unapproved #MPCFiction #peoplearestrange #sociallyawkward #introverthumor #adulting #sarcasmshorts
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Caution: AI roast levels are medically unapproved #MPCFiction #peoplearestrange #sociallyawkward #introverthumor #adulting #sarcasmshorts
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🎄**Jingle Bell Fling drops TOMORROW!**🎄 Signed copies (US only) come with: ✨ 2 exclusive art prints (1 NSFW) ✨ 5 stickers Paperbacks are also on Amazon! 📚 Grab yours 👉 https://t.co/zbPtHg0VKu...
#RomCom #BookRelease #SpicyReads
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Your brain deserves worse, and here it is #MPCFiction #DumbStuff #Absurdity #UnintentionalComedy #LifeIsWeird #twistedhumor
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Your brain deserves worse, and here it is MPCFiction #bookrecommendations #funnybooks #IndieAuthorLife #fictionwriting #fictionlovers
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