Bored out of my mind

Conducting relationships over text has become untenable. In the New Year, I plan to draw select individuals into an adversarial host-guest relationship, extending my unwelcome stay indefinitely as they employ all polite means to shoo me out

Playing with styles and narratives. My work below. Produced using an iPhone loaded w/ ChatGPT 5.2 + Nano Banana Pro + Grok. Now that iOS has limited functionality to “Make GIF” (no HD), I’m just gaslighting myself whether the “seconds per photo” setting makes any difference.

It’s plausible that preparation for immortality in the flesh and preparation of the soul for immortality in Heaven might take on the same characteristics. What if you had to be YOU forever?

I updooted to Google AI Pro let me in!!! Let me in now!!!! I want to bring my ideas to life now!!!!

People who love creating dating apps are not gonna love handling user reports :/

Disney has been running propaganda to convince women (and convince mothers to convince their adult daughters) to become single moms bc falling birth rates. The Sora collab will look like that too, probably

Now that they can earn $$, it’s tempting to create an AI companion husband. Wouldn’t make my life worse

I failed… 1. Vestibulo-ocular reflex screen 2. Dynamic visual acuity test 3. Romberg test (vestibular) Then I needed to go lie down in a dark room lol Anyone VERY confident in their vestibular function? I’ll send you the tests.

“Heeeey girlie swirlies… struggling? Me too. Let’s take high-res naked pictures of you between Thanksgiving and Christmas so you can always remember where the turkey and stuffing went…”

Half of all women in local women’s networking groups are “boudoir photographers.” I can’t bring myself to write a punchline here

1-min sensory reset (do 2-3 now): → Press your palm to cold object → Inhale crisp scent (mint, citrus) → Lock eyes on far object for 5 secs → Drag fingertips across rough surface → Exhale fully → Let shoulders fall → Sip water and feel temp → Listen for faintest noise

Things my mom has said since I turned on the 12hr YouTube fireplace video for ambience: “Did you just see that?” “Is this a different fire? Did it change?” “I’m starting to hear words”

In The Sims, I always chose the soulmate aspiration in Create-a-Sim but got annoyed by the male NPCs and started working out a lot. That’s what I’ve also done IRL. I’m not sure finances are a constraint for me

No and f*** you @RobinhoodApp

My grandfather was allowed to manufacture chemicals with an 8th grade education. Today he would be forced to cook methamphetamines illegally for a small taste of the same glory. That’s a tragedy

Never attribute to autism what could be attributed to military service in the genealogy

Polyamory is fraught but basically played out. All this time I’ve worried about my overwhelming preference for long distance and written correspondence. What does it mean…? Probably a genetic adaptation of women in military families. Probably one phenotype of the same adaptation

I’m absolutely delighted to learn that my life’s great struggle is a correctable breathing issue Also makes complete sense that playing saxophone every day for 8 yrs made me tired and mean af lol

I eventually did attend college. It DID tank my health. At 20, I had severe recurrent tonsillitis that put me in the ER 8 times.( My ENT refused to perform surgery until I’d had 8 episodes) Over many yrs, I’ve been treated for mood disorders, sleep disorders, “social anxiety”