#thismorning

Brooklyn looks like a weird little rat-boy #lorraine

Rare occurrence of #lorraine in on a Friday. Clearly making up the hours

We're half a mile down the road from where that Shen Yun thing is on - they've had a stand in the shopping centre promoting it for a few months ago. It's not my thing, but I don't understand why they advertise it so frequently because it always sells out #aplaceinthesun

Been on a call most of the afternoon, and just popped in. JESUS, do they repeat this episode more than any other? #aplaceinthesun

Something else that has been apparent since they lost the in-studio audience - they've also removed the scripted jokes they used to include for each women to get a reaction from the crowd #loosewomen

Of all the names you could pick out a hat in a chat about a paedophile - Florrie was a weird choice. Especially considering there was a little girl called that on #ThisMorning earlier #loosewomen

'I know someone who lived close to him' is a bafflingly nothing-y comment, even for Nadia #loosewomen

Is there a support group somewhere just made up of women who've had their boobs touched by Lisa Snowdon on national telly? #ThisMorning

Looks like she shoved-on her husbands jacket over her pyjamas to put out the bins #ThisMorning

I would trust someone to guide me on healthy eating a bit more if he didn't look like... well, Jamie Oliver #ThisMorning

FFS Cat, you don't need to say 'Yes, Hmm, Yep, Got it, Right, Sure etc etc etc' after EVERY FUCKING SENTENCE the guest says. It's frigging irritating #ThisMorning

How Jamie Oliver names his kids: #ThisMorning

This kitchen set is now WAY too fucking busy. There's too much 'shit' everywhere #ThisMorning

Wrong camera, Oliver #ThisMorning

Weirdly, having an undiagnosed bladder infection can cause dementia-like symptoms #ThisMorning

Ironically having dementia would make watching #ThisMorning more pleasant. Wouldn't have to get annoyed about Nisha Katona only cooking the same three dishes over and over again

Jane Plan clearly shitting themselves as ozempic is pissing all over their business model #ThisMorning

Second Audible promo of the day. Jamie Oliver's new podcast is also created by Audible #ThisMorning

'I record it all in my veg-patch' No you don't, Jamie - you record it in a studio. We just watched a clip of your doing it #ThisMorning

Oh look, what a surprise. On the exact week that the new Wicked movie comes to Sky Movies they do an underhand promo for it, that's disguised as heartwarming story #ThisMorning