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Amazing look into William Nylander's internal monologue on his spectacular overtime goal last night. Fascinating to get a goal scorer's insights on what goes through his mind on the ice. 🔊🔊:
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David Rittich destroys Leafs staff member
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Nikolaj Ehlers and the man in the Bud Light can sitting in the stands sharing a moment after Ehlers gets it to 2-1
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This guy’s brain needs to be studied. Anyways good night, let’s go Leafs
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Hrudey: Marner's head space seems good based on body language
Bieksa: McCabe big boy boom
Friedman: I want the Bruins to win
Ron McLean: They call him Jeremy, the Sway man. And to that, we say, Sway away, Jay, as we swing it on down, to Kyle Bukauskas, rinkside
Bukauskas: [hair]
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Leafs LD depth chart is now:
Rielly
Brodie
McCabe
Benoit
Edmundson
Giordano
You can knock Brad's ability to identify targets, or his asset valuation, but you can't deny he's constructed likely the strongest left side the AHL has ever seen
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Leafs were reported to be in on Chiarot, Hagel, and Lindholm, drove the price up on their division rivals, and swooped in with the best value deal of the Trade Deadline after the dust settled. Kyle Dubas masterclass, you can start engraving that GM of the year award any time
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This is a frickin' speech right here, alright I'm convinced, this is the year for sure, Leafs baby, it's the Leafs
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Nick Kypreos: "Can [Giordano] play a top-4 [role]?"
Kyle Dubas: "Yeah I think he has been, Nick, you know, forever."
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The most real statistic in the history of very real statistics
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Gotta admit, Gord Miller just absolutely fucking the Oilers shit up live on air is very funny. "You know, it's a myth they're a high scoring team that can't defend. They're actually an average-scoring team that can't defend."
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Bieber onstage in the Bell Centre asking “how’s that playoff spot looking,” dropping a “maybe next year,” and chanting Go Leafs Go is really top notch stuff, fabulous really
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Hat tricks on same day hometown featured on Hockey Day:
Wayne Gretzky 0
Mario Lemieux 0
Gordie Howe 0
Bobby Orr 0
Maurice Richard 0
Sidney Crosby 0
Michael Bunting 1
It’s just stats, folks
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"Draisaitl has been outscored 9-1 when he's on the ice in the playoffs without McDavid" 😳😳
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Tessa Virtue Connor McDavid
🤝
Undressing Morgan Rielly
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A bit concerned I’m going to see a lot of this video in early to mid-May
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The Habs are going to go 0-8 in preseason and win their season opener against the Leafs aren't they
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So I counted Kerfoot elbowed in the face, Bellemare pulling down Holl, and whatever happened to Bunting on the same exact shift that the puck goes in the net. Had to call Cal Foote fucking throwing his head back though
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@NHLPA
Hey guys, don't worry, it's not anybody's fault, and it's not a systemic failure to protect people experiencing sexual violence. It was just miscommunication and misunderstanding!! Oopsies!!
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Imagining Joe Thornton on the aux cord in Kendall Jenner's party bus
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Just so I have this clear in my mind, Logan Stanley refuses to fight Wayne Simmonds midway through the 3rd, then jumps Wayne Simmonds as third man in with a minute left, then the linesmen immediately break it up, and then he pumps himself up for the crowd? lol ok you loser nerd
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In 51 minutes of 4v5 with Ilya Mikheyev on the ice, the Leafs have outscored the other team 4-3
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As a Leafs fan, I have to hand it to the Montreal Canadiens on their incredible season. They won 37 games and lost 41. They were outscored at even strength by 13 goals. Just an amazing year their fans should remember forever.
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Leafs take the Bruins to 7 games in back-to-back playoffs: "Are they built to win in this league? Is their vision fundamentally flawed?"
Hurricanes go 1-8 against the Bruins in back-to-back playoffs: "The future is bright for this young, exciting, defensively stout, amazing team"
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Travis Dermott: dummying homophobes in his Instagram comments
Justin Holl: making NFTs of his own face
I know which one I’d be trading
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Love that John Tavares is currently the 5th-most bought out contract on Capfriendly's buyout calculator. We are truly the dumbest fanbase
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Really excited for Giordano, especially because the Leafs have an impeccable track record of deadline deals for aging Italians with connections to Toronto
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Huge night for guys involved in Leafs-Kings trades:
- Jake Muzzin GWG
- Sean Durzi GWG
- Trevor Moore goal and an assist and generally dominating with all that ass
- Kyle Clifford 42 seconds TOI and an ejection
- Jack Campbell shutout
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The Habs are in the Finals and none of them have more goals than William Nylander
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Tavares had it on his stick and got hooked in the arm
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Overdrive talking about how "big" Boston's bottom-6 is:
Coyle 6'3, 220
Kuraly 6'2, 213
Nordstrom 6'1, 194
Kuraly 6'1, 188
Wagner 6'0, 198
Bjork 6'0, 198
vs. Leafs tiny bottom-6:
Malgin 5'9, 177
Kapanen 6'1, 194
Clifford 6'2, 211
Spezza 6'3, 216
Engvall 6'5, 214
Gauthier 6'5, 239
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When you don't do any of the work on the group project and get an A
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Like why are we all acting like the last shot of Bobrovsky standing up is the farthest that his leg is inside the net. The puck is 100% in the net right now, and that is Rielly's stick at the top of the screenshot. There's no "continuation" or "after the whistle" that didn't blow
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Amazing look into William Nylander's internal monologue on his spectacular overtime goal last night. Fascinating to get a goal scorer's insights on what goes through his mind on the ice. 🔊🔊:
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Platonic ideal of a hockey player right here. Mullet, "Yeah boys, way to grind in the third," No Guts No Glory around the Hockey Canada logo tattoo over his heart lol
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Happy two years since this tweet, now to pull up the standings page
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Hey Jon, what round did you get eliminated by the Leafs?
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Honestly kind of insane the Leafs aren't out already with these numbers
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Trevor Zegras: pulls an unnecessary dangle denying himself a shot on net
Hockey Twitter: 😍😍🤯🤯
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From this weekend: no penalty in game, no discipline of any kind. Must be the player's squeaky clean history
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To clarify, Stamkos sidles over to Matthews while the ref is holding him and starts jabbing Matthews in the face with his already gloveless hand. Both guys go for 5+, Lightning are up. People will be like “what a veteran” when it’s actually just insane
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28 skaters have been selected to the NHL All Star Game. William Nylander has more points than 20 of them, and more goals than 22
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Really smart move by Kyle Dubas to only get 25% retention from Ottawa in the Matt Murray trade. Given Murray's injury history, Dubas knew at some point the goalie would land on LTIR. Gives the Leafs tons of extra space to activate Liljegren and carry 23. 4-D chess again by Kyle
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Real 32 Thoughts quote
Elliotte Friedman: You look, I could be totally wrong on this, but you look thicker.
William Nylander: I dunno, could be, maybe I'm just wearing some baggy clothes
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Find it endearing that of all people Erik Gustafsson was the first to Sammy last night, beeline off the bench
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William Nylander reading Kulak like a book and bodying Jeff Petry, in what looks, to me at least, suspiciously like a "battle in the corners"? No it can't be
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I think what’s missing from the Knies college vs turning pro discussion is that getting wasted with your buddies is fun and having a job sucks
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Believe in yourself like Jason Spezza believes in Jason Spezza
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Lifetime contract right now
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Not sure what to say when the season ends on a puck that is clearly in the net getting waved off, an OT powerplay handed to the other team on a puck that exits over the bench, and then Gudas very clearly holding the stick on the game winner. Love hockey love my Leafs, what a life
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You're laughing. The Toronto Maple Leafs lost to the 31st and 32nd place teams from last season and now Mitch Marner is streaming Fortnite on Twitch for SkipTheDishes and you're laughing.
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Legitimately what is different about these hits, besides the jerseys
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Guess which one of these is 5 minute major, a game misconduct, and another game suspension on top of that, and which one of these isn't a penalty or anything that anybody is even talking about
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BAH GAWD, THAT'S MARK GIORDANO'S MUSIC
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When you're thinking about that second intermission interview you gave
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The titans of the North Division doing battle:
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Objectively what happened: a guy takes a slapper on an empty net with 5 seconds left and dives when he’s challenged. Stop the self-righteous garbage about how terrible what Rielly did was. It’s pathetic play on pathetic play from Grieg. I’d be embarrassed to be a Sens fan tonight
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That was insane like 3.5 hours ago when William Nylander decided he wasn't gonna let the Leafs lose in front of his grandma. Wow
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5v5 Primary Points
McDavid (best player in the world) 30
Nylander (worthless season, the issue on the Leafs 2nd line) 29
Huberdeau (Hart Trophy 2022) 28
Pastrnak (Steal of a contract) 27
J.T. Miller (t-6th in league scoring, wow) 22
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Tyler Bertuzzi Timeline
Oct-Nov: Draws a penalty per game
December 11th: "How Tyler Bertuzzi's Pestiness is Helping Propel the Leafs to New Heights" by Jonas Siegel gets RTed a bunch of times
Jan-Mar: Highlight packs of Bertuzzi getting abused, no calls
April: Bertuzzi suspended
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Anyways very funny for Gudas to roll into town, give an interview about how he’s still in everybody’s head, then go dash 4 and spend the night being terrified of Ryan Reaves
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Why has Jason Spezza looked more dangerous than John Tavares like every night this year
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The video conclusively shows that Matty Knies is the best prospect in the Atlantic,
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Friedman, on 32 Thoughts, reported that a current Maple Leafs player texted him to say that “nobody is really sure” about what’s going to happen with Matthews now that Dubas is gone lol
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The Senators just lost to a goalie whose salary they’re helping to pay
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Raptors at 2, Blue Jays at 4, Leafs at 7? Ah, another glorious day of forgetting I exist in the world
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Do you guys remember when the Leafs swept the Oilers in a 3-game series in Edmonton by a combined score of 13-1 lmao
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@NHLPlayerSafety
No but honestly, what happened to "not a hockey play"? Or "defenceless, unwilling, unsuspecting" opponent? Or retaliatory? Or causing an injury?
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Pretty wild segment on 32 Thoughts where Elliotte just straight up suggests that the reason Keefe apologized for using "some of the wrong words" when he said "our elite players didn't play like elite players" is because it hurt Mitch Marner's feelings
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Brad: So then I got Gary in a chokehold. And I’m just wailing on him, right. And back out of the corner of my eye I see Mo squaring up with Daly. And then I think, that must mean J.P. got left with Parros, and that’s a mismatch. I mean, J.P. can throw but
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It's not Zdeno Chara's fault he's not a dirty player he's just big 🥺🥺🥺
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Lyubushkin missing games after a retaliatory sucker punch, cool league, protecting players, amen brother
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CJ on the Leaf Report says, in Stockholm, Klingberg "gave an emotional scrum" about how "he so badly wants to play again" and adds "I don't know if he's going to be able to." Man... what happened
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I'm really not interested in smug dipshits scolding us about how dirty Spezza's hit is and how stupid we are for being mad re: the suspension outcome. I just watched a 21-year-old kid's knee get shredded while the refs stared into the middle distance. Disrespectfully fuck off
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We need the Toronto Maple Leafs to be about the Toronto Maple Leafs. It's 23 guys, not the Core 4 and the Other 19. That is why, for my first order of business, I am going to hire Auston Matthews's favourite player when he was growing up
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Seriously what does Keefe need to do to get just a smidgen of noise around the Jack Adams. Like, the Leafs are 3rd in the league, 2nd in GA, and they've been ran through with injuries at D and in net all year. No clue what the criteria is here except "don't credit Toronto"
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Wow. Winless streak of 4 games for the Florida Panthers including a regulation loss tonight against a tired bottomfeeder Minnesota Wild team on the second half of a back to back. Gotta wonder if the Panthers have what it takes to be considered contenders
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Shanahan: “Last summer, at the Ford Performance Centre, I told Kyle he’d be evaluated on his full 5 years. This March, again at the Ford Performance Centre, I told him he deserved an extension. Monday night, driving home after that 15 minute presser, I was like, mm, I dunno lol”
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Lmao i missed this bc I avoid the intermissions but this couldn’t have happened to a better dweeb
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This play by Knies in the corner to keep it alive and push it along for Tavares in motion is unbelievable. Felt like they couldn't win a puck battle or 50/50 puck all night and then the rookie comes out in OT and does this
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Noted talent evaluator Brad Treliving on the draft floor celebrating the opportunity to draft Sam Bennett instead of Leon Draisaitl
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Casual reminder that over the past two seasons only 12 players in the whole NHL have scored more goals than William Nylander
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Radko Gudas cross check well after a goal was scored? For the sole purpose of retribution? Wow. I have never seen anything like this. I need everybody who cheers for every other team to come together to denounce this. Get this out of the game. This is like Hunter on Turgeon
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William Nylander's 31 goals would've led 19 NHL teams this season
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Pronger: "[The next] chance I got, he was gonna get a nice hard two-hander across the gloves, just where the padding ends, so that I was able to get all bone and meat... Maybe he'd learn his lesson."
Very cool, everyone involved. Just quality humans, all of you.
Pronger jokes about how he’d respond to Nylander’s between the legs goal. VIDEO:
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Going to bed, still thinking about this
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183 of 195 voters had Matthews at least 3rd in MVP voting. The 12 voters who had him outside of the top 3 include:
4th-place votes: 3x Montreal writers, 2x Vancouver writers
5th-place votes: 1x Montreal writer, Mark Spector and Craig Button (lmao)
Omissions: 1x Montreal writer
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When the GM trades your rookie and your stall mate in the same hour so you go over to give him a piece of ur mind but the only thing you can come up with is "busy day, eh?"
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2023-2024 Maple Leafs Predictions
- The Core Five returns for a real Last Dance scenario
- Matthews with two healthy wrists wins the Rocket again
- Nylander continues being the best and only player I care about
- Knies and Woll first ever shared Calder Trophy
- Leafs win the Cup
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