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I guess I like porn and local news. Jesus. I don't like Jesus. That was meant as a resigned exclamation.
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Joined October 2010
Oh What Fun it is to watch The Merchants of Joy. Amazon Prime Video won Christmas 2025.
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The Goblet of Fire turned all the Harry Potter kids ugly. Harry looks like Rachel Dratch.
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Nick Reiner interrupted comedian Bill Hader with a series of strange questions: What’s your name? Are you famous? Nick had been asking other partygoers the same questions, unusual behavior at any party, particularly so at a gathering of A-listers. @stutteringjohnm
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Nick Reiner didn’t even have the decency to join the 27 Club.
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Jane Wickline has been told: Do Not Ask to join Do Not Destroy. Those two nepo guys don't want you. #SNL
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Was Jane Wickline a diversity hire because she's so tall? #SNL
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Seems like tonight's #SNL episode was a showcase for Jane Wickline. Lorne's gonna probably send her down to The Groundlings or Second City. Do they send players down to the minors on SNL? Or do they just fire them at the end of the season? Either way, she's gone.
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Lily Allen sucked on #SNL. Is she always bad live? I wish she could sing, because I like the songs, & tonight could have been a big moment for her. Dakota Johnson is probably kicking herself. David Harbour must be breathing a sigh of... "I knew that bitch couldn't sing."
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Trump asks Karoline Leavitt for more pictures of her nephew’s mom
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The World and Olivia Nuzzi ‘Mutually Agree’ to ‘Let Her Contract Expire’
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DDG asks judge for permission to hit Halle Bailey one more time @PontiacMadeDDG
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The Founding Fathers were Indians dressed up like white guys. #KenBurns
#TheAmericanRevolution
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Billy Bob Thornton's character in Landman would chew Ken Burns out about "all that fuckin Indian bullshit." And then do something unseemly to him with a Michelob ULTRA bottle. #TheAmericanRevolution
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Next week, FOX NATION is going to air a 90-minute version of Ken Burns' The American Revolution without all the Indian stuff.
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