OH man, JD Vance is so screwed.

Uhhh

What do you want to know?.

"No, ThE AcoLyTE iSn'T BeInG ReViEw BoMbEd!" .

Solved it.

RT @PleaseBeGneiss: elon: let’s allow porn. software engineer: um ok?. elon: *walking back into the room 5 minutes later* hey can everyone….

It's @benshapiro, @LeaderMcConnell and @RealAlexJones investigating the murder of @realDonaldTrump! #trump2024 #trump #satire.

Video version of America is Dead! chapter 2 is up:

Chapter 2 of my book "America is Dead!" is available to read, for free!

Ugh, chatgpt.

What about the battery life, though?.

Did they have an incorrect suggestion in the Apple Intelligence writing demo?.

Excited to see the subscription fee for Apple Intelligence. #wwdc2024.

BEHOLD, THE FUTURE: "You can make a drawing of your mother in a cape". Boy, this seems useful. #wwdc2024.

I don't know, giving in to the dumb Generative AI fad doesn't seem like it should be "the next big step for Apple." #wwdc2024.

Okay, the #wwdc2024 keynote has gone beyond awkward to an intentional corniness that's . pretty good, actually. Also, are they not actually going to talk about AI?.

Oh shit, is Apple Sherlocking Athlytic? #wwdc2024.

Nice to see that Apple has invented gmail's Priority Inbox. #wwdc2024.

Ahh, we're at that favourite time of the year, when I ask "why is Apple focusing on Messages app updates in the keynote for a developer conference?" #wwdc2024.

Is Time Cook standing on Solar Panels? #wwdc2024.

Hey @drmistercody! I wrote you into my book "America is Dead!", which is a comedy about right-wing grifters trying to solve Donald Trump's murder. @benshapiro is one of the narrators, & you have a showdown with him in in chapter 2.