Morty 🤝
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JUST IN: 🇺🇸 President Trump to sign executive order allowing Dickbutts in 401(k) retirement plans today.
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the best Fidenza currently available isn’t publicly listed. it’s a special one.
the best Fidenza currently available isn’t publicly listed. it’s a special one.
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i recommend allocating at least 10% to long-term assets like a "my 5-year old could draw that" type slop stick figure mfers.
Billionaire investor Ray Dalio recommends 15% allocation in long-term assets like bitcoin and gold.
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I love this meme, minted 3 years ago, featuring some of the sweet collections that have passed the test of time.
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As AI art floods us with flawless fakes, “My five-year-old could draw that” becomes the ultimate asset class, as the masses seek to find that which is uniquely human.
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RT @sartoshi_rip: "it's groundbreaking kinda like bitcoin but it's a peer-to-peer electronic mfer system"
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We don’t FOMO. We don’t COPE. Counterfactual timelines are imaginary !
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Extremely rare bro trust me bro zombies are rarest trait only 89 total zombie traits and rarer than hoodies bro once rich Fortune 500 employees come for our bags bro supply squeeze trust me bro
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