#dryjanuary Starter: Bloody Mary soup Main: steak and ale pie, red wine jus Dessert: sherry trifle Completed it mate.

Really struggling to sell my now reduced price 2 x weekend tickets to @neighboorhoodweekender in Warrington. Double booked and we’ll be in Tenerife! Grateful for any assistance to get them sold..! @RealTimBooth https://t.co/TzadrXXFro #NBL 🌼

Does she really have to wet her pants every time #ronaldo has a dig..? 🫣

If in doubt, roll #coldplay out..! #glasto

Gonna get a rock n roll band together and call it Erm… imagine the airplay. “Alexa play ERRRMMM…..” It’s all I hear 😂 Who’s in..? 🎤 🎸

Happy New Year 🎉 The UK has a lot to celebrate in 2022 including UK National Day on 10 Feb at @expo2020dubai. There's also the Queen's Platinum Jubilee, Commonwealth Games 2022 in Birmingham and Unboxed 2022, a series of cultural events across the UK, to look forward to.

Honoured & excited to cook for @GREATBritain @expo2020dubai @visitdubai #jubileegastronomy @UKPavilion @UKPavilion #UKPavilion2020 #Expo2020Dubai  @Morgz74 #cheftraveller #greatcampaign

Honoured & privileged to be working with the RPCO. UK National Day on 10th Feb 2022 is going to be amazing. Watch this space..! 🇬🇧 🎶 🇦🇪

Join us for UK National Day at Expo 2020 Dubai 🌟 In 5 months, we’ll be celebrating the extraordinary people, places, technology, film, sport, music, food and drink of the UK 🇬🇧 #CelebrateExtraordinaryUK

Qatar 2022 World Cup. Bring him on for pens 🦁🦁🦁🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿👑😎

Now I wouldn’t ever be overly concerned reharding his political views, however at aged 2....... 🤔 #Politics

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Exactly 1 year from now, we will ‘Celebrate Extraordinary’ on the UK’s National Day @expo2020dubai. From the #UKPavilion2020 to the Al Wasl Dome, we're looking forward to sharing amazing UK processions, innovations, displays and performances. 🎉 #CelebrateExtraordinaryUK

Fantasy footy is just a fkn lottery this season 🤷🏼‍♂️

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After 7 years 5 IVF cycles, 9 failed transfers, a miscarriage, 4 surgeries, an ectopic pregnancy and roughly 70 negative tests we are finally able to introduce Sofia Mary Jane to the world! Please share this story to spread hope to the thousands of couples going through similar

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#virgintrains just gonna go through the train removing all stickers advertising your amazing free WiFi.. #fakenews #falseadvertising #loadofbollox