Morgan O'Shea
@morganstandup
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Comedian looking for laughs.
Montreal
Joined October 2009
Quarantine would be pretty dope if you didn’t have to spend it with your family. #Quarantine
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A guy who smokes meth told me he can’t drink rum because it makes him crazy. #Mexico
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I don’t buy phone cases because I lose phones before I break them. #investing
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A child doesn’t scare me, but CHILDREN?... Fucking terrifying.
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Last time I tweeted @Raptors were NBA champs. Anyone know how they doing now?
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Been over a year since I tweeted last. Anything interesting happen?
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Possibly the most entertaining 30 minutes of football I've ever seen. #WomensWorldCup2019
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One thing I learned using the porta potty at F1 is that rich people's shit really doesn't stink. #F1 #montrealgrandprix
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#LifeHacks for kids that go to hip hop shows: if you can't afford a $1 tip, you can't afford a $12 Hennessy.
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Well that was brutal. I could've done a set if I wanted to experience a bomb. #raptors #nba #torontoraptors #standup
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Ever notice how #BlackHistoryMonth is the shortest month of the year? Why don't they make the whole plane out if Black History Month?
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This Thursday to Saturday (January 10-12) catch @ryanbelleville here w/ @laughwithjenn @morganstandup & more! Info/tickets: https://t.co/KeXl2nH2Tc
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Shout out to the new phones that also save the moments before and after your most embarrassing photo ever
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I like daylight savings because you can do "dark" material at like 5pm now.
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I wish I was as good at saving money as I am at saving data.
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