Only one person can pull off the cheetah shirt #BachelorinParadise

Woke up to #jodiarias It’s on again @DiscoveryID omg passion lust and betrayal can’t sleep

If you're offended by someone saying "cracker", it's a good indicator that you're a motherfucking cracker.

I loved Tom Petty and I covered his songs because I wanted know what it felt like to fly. “you belong somewhere you feel free.” 💔

Would my body be your wonderland?

I spend an inordinate amount of time per day wondering if Nicki Minaj would like me or not.

Yogurt does nothing. Creamy nonsense. You ever finished a yogurt cup and felt like it made a difference? Like throwing a shoe at a bear.

Every hotel room thermostat has its own take on what 72 degrees is.

I will come to your party, play "Cut to the Feeling" exactly twice, establish a connection with your pets and then 🏃🏻

kongrats to S. Carolina & Ms. Dawn Staley!! I've been a huge fan of urs! U remind me of Ms. Cita! Happy 4u & team!

.@LilTunechi we just wanted you to know...

South Carolina has now beaten two team who were ranked No. 1 during the regular season (Duke, Baylor) in this tournament.

Ready for this game!!! GO COCKS!!!!!!

We doing this tonight? New #PumpRules 💋

Remember that you are perfect just the way you are, but you’ll never spell ‘bureaucracy’ right.