They should announce a sequel to Groundhog Day and then release the original.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: if you are a man, and you are not disabled, and you cannot or will not cook and clean for yourself and do your own laundry, you deserve the consequences. If you and your partner work out an equitable arrangement, great, but it’s not…1/2

Saw this cute car at the gas station! The tail is the windshield wiper! Pika pika!

Happy summertime! It's really nice today. Breeze, sunshine, warm. My favorite kind of summer day when it's not HOT, just warm with a nice breeze. I've got my Pride shirt on too, all my friends are going this weekend, apparently. So solidarity! 🏳️‍🌈

It’s amazing to think how tiny seeds, with a little water and sunshine, can change into this just 10 weeks later.

No dig. No mow. But a packet of seeds and it all becomes wildly chaotic.

New for AC! Stickers and magnets available too

"crowley absolutely loves aziraphale and he HATES that he loves him. it's really annoying for him." — david tennant weeeell

I had a wonderful day at #RoyalAscot2023 for my Birthday yesterday! Thank you for the invite @Ascot

So cute!

There was Stede Bonnet & Blackbeard fanfic in 1934! (I assume with less rimming)

And that’s a wrap!🏴‍☠️ Thank you so much everyone that supported me and that recommended me characters!! ❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜🩷

For those who kermit unspeakable crimes

I just made some 911 operator's night ... (Y'all deer furries okay? It wasn't any of you, was it?)

A year ago, I wrote about a 93-year-old woman who fell behind on her property taxes. So the government seized her home, sold it—and *kept the profit.* The Supreme Court has agreed to hear her case. But there are many stories like hers, and they'll shock you. A thread.

Discord pings! Oh there's an update on one of the stories I'm following! Go to tweet! You've been blocked by this user. .... Okay?? Not sure what I did? I never really interacted with this person before other than favoriting where I was in the update. Huh.