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@mopykav
moo
2 years
has your man made you any rattan furniture from scratch or do i have to
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@mopykav
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2 months
u ever meet a wonderful person with an avoidant attachment style so bad you wanna smash their worst exes head with a rock for making them like That
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@mopykav
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3 years
men who bleach their hair have been ran through
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@mopykav
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5 years
I really love pink hair reply w pink hair pics only
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@mopykav
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1 month
yo Dudes LOVE youtube
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@mopykav
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11 months
healed lines before color btw if u even care
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@mopykav
moo
1 year
be honest how bad is getting your entire stomach tattooed like how do i mentally prepare for my appointment next week
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@mopykav
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2 months
what no one tells u is the first romantic partner you ever live with is the one that will either break you or radically change your entire perception of relationships and needs. Usually both
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@mopykav
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3 months
someone having a few of their tattoos be kinda bad is actually a very green flag
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@mopykav
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3 years
god i feel so bad for people that text me fully expecting a functional adult with the capability to text anyone back
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@mopykav
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3 years
my ex getting sued by three 6 mafia I'm sick lmfaoooo
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@mopykav
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3 years
the mullet trend is really beating some of yalls asses
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@mopykav
moo
3 years
alright i'll bite. who the fuck is joe rogan
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@mopykav
moo
2 months
like Why did u make a sweetie pie feel incapable of love when they are nothing but deserving. Eat a curb!
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@mopykav
moo
4 years
if your long distance HC boyfriend won't pick up a $40 check but will spend $300 on a rare 1999 Type O Negative tshirt you may be entitled to financial compensation
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@mopykav
moo
1 month
I'm the type to kiss a one night stand on the forehead or scratch their back bc u cant take the love out of the lover girl
@mopykav
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1 month
i have something to say
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@mopykav
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9 years
prom dress preview ♡ http://t.co/ZbLPpo2fVR
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@mopykav
moo
5 months
a man being a barista or firefighter is objectively sluttier than a woman being a stripper
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@mopykav
moo
5 months
oh look i took the bait
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@mopykav
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10 months
:D i am now cooler and sexier
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@mopykav
moo
9 years
♡( ᵕ̤ૢᴗᵕ̤ૢ )♡ http://t.co/Spz1u1JTgv
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@mopykav
moo
2 months
ms Kimberly don't start with me today bc wtf do you mean by this
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@mopykav
moo
9 months
gm
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@mopykav
moo
8 months
m**k and k*vin h*rt regularly come to a specific Philadelphia club and literally never tip despite never paying for anything, get distraught when dancers don't give them attention, yet get annoyed if they do. Also regularly bringing the meanest and rudest possible people w them
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8 months
what’s an interaction you had with a celebrity that was fucked up and evil
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@mopykav
moo
2 months
i hope i am not just a woman to you but also a threat
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@mopykav
moo
5 months
Lankiest dude ever with a good mustache and mediocre rizz walked into this south philly coffee shop and has the two baristas giggling nonstop this literally feels like a parody
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@mopykav
moo
2 months
nvm
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@mopykav
moo
2 months
considering pursuing a crush and changing the trajectory of my life
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@mopykav
moo
2 months
my coworker experiences a sense of peace none of us will ever understand again
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@mopykav
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9 years
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@mopykav
moo
9 years
dating me is like http://t.co/Yp2y6nyAc7
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@mopykav
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2 months
mwah :*
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@mopykav
moo
2 months
@sola_ces no yea i wanna fight them too
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@mopykav
moo
19 days
i've decided to have a good day today 👍🏼
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@mopykav
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9 years
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@mopykav
moo
5 months
men will do all of this and still not make any noise during sex
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5 months
men are too comfortable making noises. always breathing heavy and sighing and groaning opening up jars or whatever the fuck. shut UP
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@mopykav
moo
1 month
me if i was auditioning for the angelic wife that tragically passes in a romcom movie where they show flashbacks to her being a sweetie pie laying in bed
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@mopykav
moo
3 months
back to yearning (what if we hung out and made dinner and both quietly did our own individual tasks only occasionally pausing to just give each other a lil kiss)
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@mopykav
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2 months
me and my favorite pastimes :)
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@mopykav
moo
5 months
Guys I went on a first date yesterday and afterwards he asked me if I have ever considered therapy
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@mopykav
moo
3 years
i will post this photo every military holiday for the rest of my life
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@mopykav
moo
2 years
I'm telling u this rn the SECOND you realize that someone hasn't been able to keep any close friends around for longer than 2-3 years run
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@mopykav
moo
9 years
I'm a loser baby, so why don't cha kill me http://t.co/hFRfsuIwjG
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@mopykav
moo
2 years
I mean I was Zack Fox's muse when he wrote that tweet about neurodivergent strippers
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@mopykav
moo
9 years
sad to see people slowly leave my life but I still hope they end up happy and get where they want to be
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@mopykav
moo
4 months
im getting stronger :)
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@mopykav
moo
3 years
obligatory 'nobody likes you when you're 23' post
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@mopykav
moo
4 months
if im in love with someone and they tell me they love oranges one time i will have oranges at my house for them for the rest of our lives and anything with oranges will remind me of them until the day i die and if we broke up i would never buy an orange for anyone else ever agai
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@mopykav
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4 months
he didn't like choking and I was the fucking Eagles
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@mopykav
moo
12 days
i love going on little dates and getting pretty
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@mopykav
moo
2 years
being a stripper is kinda like dog sitting in the sense that one dude literally bit my arm yesterday for no reason and another stole my sock to try to eat it and i had to tug it out of his mouth
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@mopykav
moo
2 months
not posting many selfies lately bc i look tired all of the time But the sun was shining :)
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@mopykav
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2 years
🫡
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@mopykav
moo
2 months
btw people don't need to exist solely as romantic or sexual candidates and if they have to be one of those for you to value their place in your life then you need to deep dive that with a licensed therapist lol
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@mopykav
moo
1 year
it's just me n my silly little work outfits
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@mopykav
moo
2 months
Omg ok yeah i do miss being so mutually obsessed with someone we have to kiss at red lights
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@mopykav
moo
9 years
a house full of stories with no one left to tell them 2.8.14 http://t.co/GO1MKqvt01
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@mopykav
moo
1 month
men will be like r/AskAnything what does it mean if i've been hanging out with this one night stand for two months straight and I miss her when she leaves and also I think of her when I feel the warmth of the sun shining down fondly on my face
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@mopykav
moo
3 years
whirr sounds so good when you don't got someone in your ear telling you they're canceled
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@mopykav
moo
9 years
date goofy sweetheart boys n u will never be sad over a boy again
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@mopykav
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24 days
gm Morgan enjoyers
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@mopykav
moo
9 years
there's a rainbow in ma face🌈 http://t.co/c9jExqrApV
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@mopykav
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2 years
On my way! to run silly little errands
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@mopykav
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9 years
I act like such a little kid but also I'm super mature when I need to be, I just don't act my age in any way at all
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@mopykav
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4 months
a lot of men would be better people if their friends cared enough about them to check them on their behavior
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@mopykav
moo
3 years
i 𝙎𝘼𝙄𝘿 im the big spoon now
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@mopykav
moo
9 years
i haven't posted any of my art recently so here's a bit http://t.co/lYJAAP8Srj
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@mopykav
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1 year
merry xmas eve i am here to remind u all i have an absolute Rack
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9 years
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@mopykav
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9 years
my date is a huge pokemon nerd so http://t.co/F7CoXzzU3H
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@mopykav
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9 years
embracing no makeup just bc i can n no one can stop me http://t.co/oMa489putH
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@mopykav
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1 year
im your valentine now
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@mopykav
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10 years
super proud since ive been eating healthy & werkin http://t.co/JQS04guVPf
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9 years
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@mopykav
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30 days
this is how it feels to have to tell your friends that your new love interest didn't work out
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@mopykav
moo
2 years
happy father's day to my ex that named his kid after me
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@mopykav
moo
2 years
get Me out of here
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@mopykav
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2 years
i Hate Mondays!
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@mopykav
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9 years
my first painting ever (from when i was 7) to a piece I'm currently in the middle of working on :,) http://t.co/E7NILHmIYN
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@mopykav
moo
3 months
does anyone (With health insurance) want to marry a very kind and emotionally competent pink haired woman asking for a friend
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@mopykav
moo
1 year
hiiiii
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@mopykav
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2 years
my hair looks really good here!
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@mopykav
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8 months
follow up Amber R*se used to come in and spend BREAD bc it's the same club she's from and she actually respects where she came from
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@mopykav
moo
3 years
gym tan laundry
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@mopykav
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3 months
intimacy with a person that doesn't care if u live or die
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wHats a good drug for beginners
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being a dancer has done more for me than any gym membership ever has im big and strong
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