im at the ER and theres some gospel program on one of the tvs, this dudes like "bible says to not be conformed but TRANSFORMED" and whips out a fucking STARSCREAM FIGURE????? THIS WAS EXTREMELY UBEXPECTED
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bro??? its not like my mans slaughtered the cow himself... literally just a regular hot dog on a somewhat fancy bun that they probably didn't even make
"even the strongest armor can't protect the weakest of creatures."
"protected you, didn't it?" SHES SO FUCKING COOOOOOL SHES SO COOL SHES SO COOL I LOVE HER SO MUCH
oh fuck, check out that hand detail. golden band on the wrist, and a weird like... ring? on the digits... that's actually fucking gorgeous. when did he have his nails done!!!! and i know its just the metal texture but im like. THE LIGHT SILVER PART HAS FILIGREE
sometimes i cant stand this show. like. watching anything with kids in it is so fuckin painful sometimes because the writers have no idea what a fucking 12 year old acts like. "isnt that what grownups do when they're dating" HE HACKED INTO A FEDERAL NETWORK
god damn. that's positively gnarly. one of the gnarliest injuries in the show, i think. even optimus' being fucked up in the beginning of s3 was more or less just texture work, this is a full model.
ANOTHER EXCELLENT EXAMPLE OF MECHS WHO WOULD LOOK SO FUCKING HOT WITH A BABY BUMP, hi, HELLO. WHY DO YOUR PLATES HAVE THE ABILITY TO EXPAND LIKE THAT IF NOT TO ACCOMMODATE A GROWING BABY
whahtjkhsk?? ? what is this SCENE optimus jsut trails off for like a whole 30 seconds then looks at ultra magnus and sad music plays???? WHAT DRAMA AM I MISSING???
@WillowCreative_
you probably have this muted already but how does the blinking mechanism work? is it a timed thing, automatic, or actually somehow synced to your own blinking? and how is visibility? this sorta stuff intrigues me :0
tfp megatron would genuinely look so fuckin hot pregnant, like, why dyou need a strong build and wide hips??? to have babies??? to have babies with other men??? with optimus prime????? yeah i fuckin thought so
ok tho props to jack for seeing megatron like this. and megatron like "ohh you should TOTALLY try and use your drill to kill me :) it would be soooo courageous" and jacks like "no uh-uh i aint fuckin with that noise" and just moves on. fair play to him.
my mom looked up at this yesterday and asked, "who's the character on the bottom?" and i told her it's Drift, she said "i was just thinking, he looks like a bunny"
"megatron knows me and dreadwing here'll get the job done" HES SO FUCKING NICE!!!!!!!!!! HE'S SO FUCKING NICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE INCLUDES EVERYBODY ALL THE TIME!!!!!!!! HE EVEN IS NICE TO AIRACHNID HES SO NICE LIKE I KNOW HES SUPPOSED TO BE UNDERHANDED+
excuse me? exfucking cuse me??? hello??? heLLO??? EXCUSE ME???? THIS IS ACTUALLY IN A CANONICAL WORK.?? THIS IS WRITTEN IN A VERY EXPENSIVE CANONICAL ENTRY TO THE ALIGNED CONTINUITY???????? HELLO??? AM I HAVING A STROKE???? HELLO??????
COME ON, OPTIMUS PRIME, I'M JUST A LITTLE GUY. YOU DON'T WANNA SHOOT A LITTLE GUY LIKE ME, WHAT AM I GONNA DO TO YOU? I'M WEARING HANDCUFFS AND I'M JUST A LITTLE GUY!
im so fucking haopy. im so happy. transformers is everything to me and this. i could not have ever imagined. in my life. ever. i am so fucking lucky to live in this timeline.
today's motherfucking agenda is crying endlessly over this little darling bastard. look at him. LOOK AT HIM!!!! HAVE YOU SEEN SOMEONE CUTER??? HAVE YOU SEEN ANYONE CUTER IN YOUR FUCKIN LI fe??????????????
Bee: wow lockdown, you're pretty nice! prowl and ratchet always made out like you were a huge aft
lockdown: naw, they're right, i'm usually a jerk
bee: so what changed?
prowl, from across the room, without missing a beat: I'm letting him smash.
fuck transformers knowing how to speak human languages gimme transformers who have to make translation software themselves because human computers are too inferior