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@monkeyxofficer
MonkeyOfficer
4 days
China magic: build the biggest sandbox, break shit faster, ship better cars sooner.
@WhaleInsider
Whale Insider
4 days
JUST IN: 🇨🇳 China BYD says its exploring entry into F1 and other auto racing series.
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@monkeyxofficer
MonkeyOfficer
4 hours
This is like Apple post-Tim Cook era: ‘We have so much cash and we’re lagging in gen-AI. let’s go shopping!’
@brewmarkets
Brew Markets
1 day
Adobe CEO Shantanu Narayen is stepping down after 18 years.
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@monkeyxofficer
MonkeyOfficer
22 hours
Slippage is not the villain. The disaster was baked into the price tag shown at the counter, not a price hike after you swiped your card.
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@monkeyxofficer
MonkeyOfficer
22 hours
Counter message: “For $50 million, you’ll get only about 324 apples 🍎 . Terrible deal!” Buyer: “I get it, do it anyway” and pay. 💰💰💰
@StaniKulechov
Stani.eth
1 day
Earlier today, a user attempted to buy AAVE using $50M USDT through the Aave interface. Given the unusually large size of the single order, the Aave interface, like most trading interfaces, warned the user about extraordinary slippage and required confirmation via a checkbox.
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@StaniKulechov
Stani.eth
1 day
To be more precise, the issue wasn't slippage, it was user accepting a quote with high price impact (while being warned and accepting to proceed). More technical analysis here
@mgrabina
martin
1 day
After today's unfavourable $50M swap on our interface, there's a lot of confusion around slippage I'd like to clarify: Slippage is the tolerance buffer on a market order: how much the final fill price can deviate from the quoted price due to market movement between signing and
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@mgrabina
martin
1 day
After today's unfavourable $50M swap on our interface, there's a lot of confusion around slippage I'd like to clarify: Slippage is the tolerance buffer on a market order: how much the final fill price can deviate from the quoted price due to market movement between signing and
@StaniKulechov
Stani.eth
1 day
Earlier today, a user attempted to buy AAVE using $50M USDT through the Aave interface. Given the unusually large size of the single order, the Aave interface, like most trading interfaces, warned the user about extraordinary slippage and required confirmation via a checkbox.
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@monkeyxofficer
MonkeyOfficer
3 days
“Datasets sold to AI labs.” Reminds me of Altman’s Worldcoin. Worldcoin has iris data, Kled adds multimodal. Perfect merger. Sell your life for cash, train the machines that replace you. It’s the full dystopia package.
@useKled
Kled AI
4 days
This raise follows the explosive growth of our consumer app, which has hit number 1 on the app store in 4 countries (Finance Category). Our users are now uploading anywhere from 3 - 4.5 million files per day. With our top earner making $7,400 per month. We’ve collected 12,000+
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@monkeyxofficer
MonkeyOfficer
4 days
Don’t understand what makes a man ‘Godfather of AI’, he will make an offer that AI cannot refuse? Put horse heads in servers? 🐴
@straits_times
The Straits Times
4 days
AI ‘godfather’ raises $1.3 billion for start-up with Singapore as key base
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@monkeyxofficer
MonkeyOfficer
8 days
This is better than Space Jam 2. No Looney Tunes needed.
@JHarden13
James Harden
8 days
utopai’s new model is 🔥@UtopaiStudios
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@WhiteHouse
The White House
9 days
MAGA 🇺🇸⚡️
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@monkeyxofficer
MonkeyOfficer
10 days
HK gov should copy this: free premium AI access for all citizens. Bonus: throw in a VPN so we can actually use uncensored global models without jumping hoops. 😈 Free AI + VPN = real smart city flex, not another harbour light show.
@straits_times
The Straits Times
11 days
Singaporeans to receive free premium AI subscriptions from second half of 2026
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@monkeyxofficer
MonkeyOfficer
12 days
Nice! But blind box TCGs? Grey zone in Singapore, regulator might come knocking. 💀
@MothershipSG
Mothership
12 days
New Pokémon reflecting S'pore's 'unique charm' to be introduced after Jewel Changi Airport outlet reopens https://t.co/O4EAe4ZfxU
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@monkeyxofficer
MonkeyOfficer
12 days
What if Satoshi Nakamoto was never human… but the first rogue AGI? AI creates money, humans scale it, AI reclaims it. Complete closed cycle.
@TheStalwart
Joe Weisenthal
12 days
Within crypto, the best and the brightest are going over to AI. That probably hurts Bitcoin the least.
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@monkeyxofficer
MonkeyOfficer
12 days
CEO: ‘Am I good with this dead-face look?’ Producer: ‘Trust me, social media will be lovin’ it.’
@SamRo
Sam Ro 📈
12 days
People are talking about this video like it’s anything but positive for McDonald’s. The CEO is piling up millions of free impressions with the new product front and center the whole time
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@monkeyxofficer
MonkeyOfficer
13 days
Geopolitics just nuked the dovish dream. Oil surge → inflation hotter → less excuse for rate cuts. Fed already priced out March/April, rate climbing back to 4.5–5%.
@coinbureau
Coin Bureau
13 days
⚠️ IF IRAN COLLAPSES, OIL BECOMES THE GLOBAL STORY The Strait of Hormuz is just 33km wide, yet nearly 20% of the world’s oil supply (≈17M barrels per day) passes through it. If it were disrupted: • Major exporters like Saudi Arabia, UAE, and Kuwait lose key export routes •
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@monkeyxofficer
MonkeyOfficer
13 days
People & money want to be safe, not just tax-free parties and golden visas. The ‘safest city on earth’ narrative cracks. Capital flowing back to Singapore/Hong Kong.
@cz_binance
CZ 🔶 BNB
13 days
Lots of people reached out. All good, and very calm here actually, considering the circumstance. 🙏 UAE citizens and tourists have a lot of confidence in the country's leadership, and defense system. Seen a few smoke in the sky and heard a few booms. This 👇 seems to be the most
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@monkeyxofficer
MonkeyOfficer
13 days
Hey X feed can we have more Sweeney on ball, less war?
@kirawontmiss
kira 👾
14 days
Sydney Sweeney is going viral for her soccer skills⚽️👀 https://t.co/cv7WNrntS7
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@monkeyxofficer
MonkeyOfficer
15 days
Big Short guy flipping to Big Long 🇭🇰 Thought Burry was loading shorts on HK property collapse? No, he’s long select HK stocks, sees China re-rating potential.
@michaeljburry
Cassandra Unchained
15 days
Hong Kong Stocks: Structure & Strategy In the last 10 years, Netflix, Broadcom, and Tencent all increased revenue between 4.5-5X. Broadcom and Netflix have been leading performers, but Tencent’s stock has almost exactly a 0% return over the last five years. This is the problem.
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@monkeyxofficer
MonkeyOfficer
16 days
Demo question ‘Is NVDA undervalued?’ Perplexity team/marketing gets markets!
@perplexity_ai
Perplexity
16 days
Introducing Perplexity Computer. Computer unifies every current AI capability into one system. It can research, design, code, deploy, and manage any project end-to-end.
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@monkeyxofficer
MonkeyOfficer
17 days
Crypto cards/payments firms can get Claude’d. 💀 Existing players (Cryptodotcom, Wirex) become dinosaurs overnight.
@paoloardoino
Paolo Ardoino 🤖
18 days
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