monkey michael
@monkey_mike4367
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#LLF🕊️ Ou Oouh Ouuh Are are are #MONKEYMADNESS 🏆 Award winner for top cunt and proper lad of the yhear
Joined June 2024
F**K me i never seen anything so bloody gorgeous in all my life. PINNED>
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Feel so bloody rubbish i left the cookie run kingdom and object show communities on here .Dont want them to see me like this.
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Just feel bloody rotten today. Dont know what the deal is. .
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Would of been funny if people fell for the bait and like thought i was serious or whatever about world chimp day and gotten me a gift Lol it would of been so funny.
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I was onluy trolling and rage baiting about being excited for world chimp day anyway like just pretenting. Bloody daft thing to look forward to anyway really isnt it so then im probly glad no one got me anything Lol.
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Everyones probly gonna suprise me with something massive for world chimp day when there done watching tpot or whats it called. Looking forward to it.
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Woke up so bloody excited today i could hardly sleep i cant wait to see what all my mates got me for #WorldChimpanzeeDay.
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RT @UNEP: Monday is #WorldChimpanzeeDay. Our closest relatives in the animal kingdom play a vital role in keeping forests alive. But habit….
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Well ive chucked all the roast dinner i made in the bin cos no cunt is turning up to eat any of it so ill have to have groceries for dinner.
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Made boss favourite deserrt: yoyle berries and custard. And for andromeda i got a plate of paper towels soaked in trouts blood. Oviously theres more than that but those are the special's.
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Ive just made a massive roast dinner for all my mates to show them how much they mean to me. Its going to be bloody class.
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read it and weep you rotten dogs.
Momkey michael best wcharacter favorite favorite favorite.
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Alexa life support machine off. Alexa, life support machine off.
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IF anyone F**KING knocks on your door and asks to stick their fingers up your arse to test for corona virus DONT do it its a scam. I feel so stupid now.
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