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Ex Management Consultant. Wannabe rapper. Beach bum. Nachos Expert. Finance Nerd. Sports fanatic.

Joined April 2009
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@Nithya_Shrii
Nithya Shri
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Don’t forget to imagine the best case scenario, too.
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@puppiesDoglover
Doglover
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@LangmanVince
Vince Langman
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This is the greatest Timeline cleanse ever 👇❤️❤️
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@lyndseyfifield
Lyndsey Fifield
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The fact that “bi-weekly” can mean either that something happens EVERY OTHER week or TWICE A WEEK is a major shortcoming of the English language and aught to be accounted for.
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@Rainmaker1973
Massimo
25 days
This woman had to paint the stairs of her house because they were already very old, but she didn't forget her loyal friend, the dog. https://t.co/tmrOEFcFTn
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@pootsobotka
Little Kevin 5, cpa
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Not once have i hit these in the direction i need it to go the first time
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@mattturck
Matt Turck
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Telling my kids "BC" stands for "Before ChatGPT"
@sama
Sam Altman
3 years
today we launched ChatGPT. try talking with it here: https://t.co/uWra8LKFMN
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@Mrdecent000
mr.decent🦅
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An elderly man accidentally scratched a parked car and waited to apologize to the owner. When the owner arrived, the old man offered a small amount of cash-everything he had on him-to cover the damage. Instead of getting angry or accepting the money, the car owner gently refused
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@BoknRoll
Corbam Bosch
1 month
Proteas: “We’ll take another scrum please”
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@dog_rates
WeRateDogs
2 months
These dogs were spotted taking a group photo in their Halloween costumes. We're impressed by the dog walker's dedication to getting the shot, but that ghost definitely wishes he could actually disappear. 14/10 for all
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@TheFigen_
The Figen
2 months
A woman read a homemade sign in a window that said, "Shout 'Max,' and if you're lucky, an angel will appear." And he did!
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@MbekezeliMB
Mbekezeli
3 months
😭😭 I love this country so much! 🤣🤣
@AmandaBRinquest
Sinister in the Presidency
3 months
At the social justice summit this grade 7 learner was meant to read the preamble, but first got up and said “it’s my first time seeing the president, hello Cupcake!” 😭
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@Rainmaker1973
Massimo
3 months
Guy who got famous for carrying his corgi in a dog backpack is now helping rescue dogs get adopted by carrying them in a dog backpack. [📹 kittytime] https://t.co/8pidwdHYrZ
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@NoContextHumans
Out of Context Human Race
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Walking past my dog to see if he notices me… https://t.co/pWPcC8gqBo
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@Paballo_maseko_
Paballo Maseko❄️
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I stumbled across a young boy’s backabuddy link for his matric dance. Can we help him reach his target guys? 🥹 🔗: https://t.co/RXrNQET7Ly
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@OnlyBangersEth
OnlyBangers
5 months
She setup a "petting zoo" that featured her dog 😭
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@TheFigen_
The Figen
5 months
Whoever dubbed this is great! 😂😂
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@rhensing
Ælectric Cyberfarmer
5 months
I just don’t see how any rational person can see stuff like this and think “nah Elon’s a grifter”. She wrote her name. With her mind. Because of Neuralink.
@NeuraNova9
Audrey Crews
5 months
I tried writing my name for the first time in 20 years. Im working on it. Lol #Neuralink
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@Puppieslover
Puppies 🐶
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I finally have a retirement plan
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