MJ
@monjackson
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Ex Management Consultant. Wannabe rapper. Beach bum. Nachos Expert. Finance Nerd. Sports fanatic.
Joined April 2009
The fact that “bi-weekly” can mean either that something happens EVERY OTHER week or TWICE A WEEK is a major shortcoming of the English language and aught to be accounted for.
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This woman had to paint the stairs of her house because they were already very old, but she didn't forget her loyal friend, the dog. https://t.co/tmrOEFcFTn
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Not once have i hit these in the direction i need it to go the first time
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Telling my kids "BC" stands for "Before ChatGPT"
today we launched ChatGPT. try talking with it here: https://t.co/uWra8LKFMN
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An elderly man accidentally scratched a parked car and waited to apologize to the owner. When the owner arrived, the old man offered a small amount of cash-everything he had on him-to cover the damage. Instead of getting angry or accepting the money, the car owner gently refused
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These dogs were spotted taking a group photo in their Halloween costumes. We're impressed by the dog walker's dedication to getting the shot, but that ghost definitely wishes he could actually disappear. 14/10 for all
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A woman read a homemade sign in a window that said, "Shout 'Max,' and if you're lucky, an angel will appear." And he did!
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Guy who got famous for carrying his corgi in a dog backpack is now helping rescue dogs get adopted by carrying them in a dog backpack. [📹 kittytime] https://t.co/8pidwdHYrZ
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I stumbled across a young boy’s backabuddy link for his matric dance. Can we help him reach his target guys? 🥹 🔗: https://t.co/RXrNQET7Ly
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I just don’t see how any rational person can see stuff like this and think “nah Elon’s a grifter”. She wrote her name. With her mind. Because of Neuralink.
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