Dani
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CEO of the shit show . Maker of horrible decisions. 🚫politics or dm’s. Somehow landed in the Midwest.
Somewhere in the midwest
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Thank you Iowa for clearing the smoke enough to go outside and go to the pool with 8. She’s happy and so is my sanity
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Happy Tuesday! I have spent my morning at Chevy waiting on my car
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Today I woke up and put a little effort in because I had to go to work and get the car dealer. I don’t even care that the gray hair is showing
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This is 41! Thank you to everyone who wished me happy birthday! My hot mess is home with 6 after her surgery and no sleep
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I’m having a shit day but still trying to smile! Who’s with me???
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Oh look balloon day! 43 wasn’t nice to me so here is to a better year
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Over the last few years I let my weight get out of control. I have a long way to go but this shirt didn’t fit in August when the other pic was taken.
*if you don’t have anything nice to say don’t comment*
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For years I wasn’t allowed to leave the house unless I looked perfect. Today I didn’t put on makeup because of an allergic reaction and 16’s bff told me “momma H you are beautiful without makeup” I still don’t see it but off o went into public.
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Pool time with the youngest.
No retweets or you are blocked
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It’s the last few days of my 30’s. I have come a long way this year, enough that I will wear a white shirt. I might not be everyone’s cup of tea but I’m getting back to me!
(Be nice or I will block your ass)
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Do you look your age?
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Some days smiling is really tough and today it’s tough! For those who are having a day like mine I’m sorry. We are strong and we have got this.
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I had a really bad day yesterday and thanks to a really good friend I’m here today. He knows who he is and I can’t thank him enough. It’s ok to not be ok.
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Why yes I am smiling because my kids went back to school and working in silence is amazing
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Day off in the middle of the week means coffee and a book in the sun
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In Sept of 2019 I started this journey. With Covid, life changes and moving 4 states I fell off track. I am super proud of where I am and hopefully in Sept of 2021 it will be even better
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Some days it’s easier to smile than others. Today it fucking hard to smile but doing it anyway
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I did a thing this morning......
I cut 5 inches and some emotional baggage off my hair
Time to get back to me!!!
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Happy Friday y’all!!! Some days I have some really green eyes. Show me those Friday faces if you want
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I am blessed to be able to be home with my momma (dad too) for 3 weeks. 20 hrs in a car with 2 kids was worth every minute
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Happy Monday!!! Be kind this week! You never know what battle someone you meet is going thru
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Happy Saturday time to go get in trouble. Not really but it sounds good
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Why do I live where the air hurts my face????? Oh yeah I don’t like snakes, alligators, severe tornadoes and bugs bigger than my head
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If they don’t make you feel like you are the most important thing in the world to them, then you probably aren’t
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Happy Thursday!!!! Show me the Thursday faces if you want.
Oh and don’t be an asshat
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Things I have learned since being on Twitter
1. Holy shit was I naive
2. It’s not a dating site but it is
3. There are some awesome people but also shit people
4. People can’t scroll when they don’t agree with you
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I had to go out and “people” today. Definitely don’t recommend
(Rt will get you blocked)
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Happy Thursday y’all! Show me those Thursday faces if you want
Don’t be creepy and retweet.....
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I started out with hopes of a good day and they were smashed but I survived
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Some of y’all go from heartbroken to in love faster than being chased by an angry bear
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For someone who doesn’t like being hugged I sure could use one right now
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“I was told I wasn’t enough, I was shown I wasn’t good enough. Here I am proving to me I am enough so maybe it was them and not me that wasn’t enough”
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Here is to another trip around the sun! Hopefully 43 is better than 42
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Move to Iowa they said it’s fun they said……I’m not having fun….the door snow drifts are 3 feet deep😡😡😡
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Happy Friday!!! Some days it’s easier to smile than others. Be kind, you never know what is behind a persons smile. It’s ok to not be ok
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My day is off to crap start but trying to smile. Show me your smiles, it’s almost Friday!
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Sometimes I ask myself why I live where my face hurts in the winter. I also miss a big grocery store down the street.
Then I have this view and on days like today it’s not so bad
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5’9
Drop a picture with a height
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There isn’t near enough coffee to handle some people’s level of crazy today
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Yay to new hair and sunshine……boo to fighting children and a bunch of work emails
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When you got signed up for a class and your boss forgot to tell you 🤦♀️😂
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This might be Twitter but remember feelings are real…..don’t fuck with people
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Happy Friday!! It’s been a week, back in Colorado for last appointments and work. Trying to smile thru exhausted
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Happy Cinco De Mayo! Don’t be an ass and be someone’s reason to smile today!!
Mostly don’t be an ass
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Happy Thursday!!! Show me those Thursday faces if you want!!!
Don’t be creepy and retweet
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I have struggled with my weight for about the last 5 years. Today I took a pic for a comparison and while I’m not where I need to be I am pretty damn proud of how far I have come!
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Happy Friday y’all!!! I survived my actual in the office week in Colorado!
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It’s another one of those mirror selfies with the dog that got me blocked
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I’m going to guess if someone hasn’t answered your 17 “hi” messages by now the 18th won’t be the charm…..
But you do you boo
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Even though I’m studying pool time is the best or so 8 tells me as she jumped in
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