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Mohit Chauhan
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🚨Lionel Messi is coming to the most polluted city on Earth on 15 December.
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🚨Countries with non-deletable govt mobile application on citizens phones: • Russia • North Korea Now the Modi government has asked smartphone makers to preload all new devices in India with the non-deletable, state-owned Sanchar Saathi app.
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This is the Sanchar Saathi mobile app developed by the Government of India. Modi government has privately asked smartphone makers to preinstall all new devices with this state-developed cyber security app. It cannot be deleted. It cannot be disabled.
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Innocent people killed in the Pahalgam terrorist attack: 26 Innocent people killed during the Special Intensive Revision: 30*
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Mohit Chauhan
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Sanghis.
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Who fucking targets a pregnant woman?
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Killed: 30
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Nikhil: I feel like even the data suggests that the current incumbents seem to be losing traction among the young audience on Social Media. Elon Musk: Yeah, agreed.
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Deleted scene from Modi’s life.
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Mohit Chauhan
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Opposition should start the Parliament session with the chants of ‘Jai Hind’ and ‘Vande Mataram’ tomorrow. 🇮🇳🇮🇳
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2 friends on India built by Congress.
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Mohit Chauhan
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Make in India : FAILED Women Safety : FAILED Swachh Bharat : FAILED Namami Gange : FAILED Demonetisation: FAILED Pollution Control: FAILED Inflation Control : FAILED 100 Smart Cities : FAILED Corruption Control: FAILED Black Money Return : FAILED Bullet Train by 2023 : FAILED
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Can the IPL survive without Dhoni, Kohli, and Dream11?
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BJP is a very disciplined political party. Even if a security personnel collapses & lies unconscious, their speech continues uninterrupted, and not a single BJP leader steps in to help. Congress can never compete with this kind of discipline.
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Jai Hind, Vande Matram. 🇮🇳🇮🇳
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AAP is the B-team of BJP-RSS.
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Acc to Hinduism, Sanghis are adharmi.
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I stand with BJP West Bengal on this. Whoever controls the BLOs controls the SIR. SIR is a very powerful tool in the hands of ruling parties to remove opposition voters. BJP did it in Bihar, and now TMC is doing it in Bengal. SIR is the biggest fraud in the history of India,
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BJP West Bengal
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Press Conference by @SamikBJP, State President at Salt Lake BJP Office.
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Mohit Chauhan
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In Uttar Pradesh’s Pilibhit, Subham Tiwari’s SUV slipped into a pond and he started drowning. Faizal saw this, jumped into the water, risked his own life, and managed to pull Subham out saving his life. Faizal didn’t think about caste, religion, identity. He saw a person in
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BJP promised ₹1,500/month to women in Maharashtra. ❌ Promise not fulfilled BJP promised ₹2,500/month to women in Delhi. ❌ Promise not fulfilled BJP promised ₹10,000-2 Lakh for women in Bihar. ❌ Promise not fulfilled
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• No jobs • Falling Rupee • Rising Inflation • Rising Inequality • Rising public debt • MSMEs struggling • No money to spent • No manufacturing growth • All time high household debt • Declining consumer demand Government : GDP growth is 8.2%
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