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Opening a sealed jar of coffee and then sniffing it is TOP TIER STUFF 🤌

??? !!!

this bottle looks like it wants to charge me 30% interest so that i am always in debt

Waking up early is cool until it starts feeling like you've had a long day at 10am

I’ve been telling myself to lock in for 15 consecutive weeks

My little sister was digging through my stuff and came across my PSP... And she's staring at it, startled and fascinated , as if it's some ancient relic 😭😭 Haven't felt this old in a long, long time

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*A new toothpaste is released* Dentists:

nobody calls you old more than people 2 years younger than you

Paper straws are the single worst invention in human history. Fuck the turtles, honestly . The only 4 turtles I even care about are all ninjas, so they should be good.

Take Snapchat, I need my marketplace and the fyp I built brick by brick

It's Israel's poes today, tomorrow, yesterday, always.

the lion is tired, like really really tired

The lion wasn’t paying attention could you repeat that

OK THEN SHOW ME THEM MF

It’s me and my 3 hours of sleep against this day …. I’m starting to hear colours and see sounds

How does a cake get high? It gets baked Whatever STFU

Really grew up in the best era to be a kid and the worst era to be an adult. Smh

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