I am starting to get tan chat!!!!!

One time when I was 15 my buddy gave me a fat nug if flower and I didn't have anything to put it in and was scared my mom would smell it so I performed open heart surgery on a banana to turn it into a bowl. Idk why but that's what I'm thinking about rn. No longer partake tho.

It's always an interesting convo whenever I have to explain to my irl friends that I'd prefer to go to edm events with my online twitter friends

The idea of a rave bae is appetizing however I typically go nonverbal for the entirety or any events I am at

I'm in a 65 person group chat and 75% of the messages are @darthbumpski flirting with each other

I think Ragie ban is a good excuse to get back on the saddle

got called a good boy and it lowk did something to me #watdatmean

Bought two tickets to Kettama at space on the off chance I am in love by then

I'm not rotting and wasting a day im resetting

Hot wife just started playing on shuffle @toomuchtosee__ thinking of you

Drinking ojless mimosas and eating pancakes

@modelshateme might be the best chin tucker to ever tuck chin

The DJ at my shitty local watering hole has played 7 it'smurph songs I think he wants me to get a bag

Or a bag stipend and he'll never be drunk again

What would happen if I mixed my k w vanilla whey protein powder

guys want a bad b word until they have to face the reality of having a bad b word

How do you guys take your eggs out of the carton there is a right answer

I wanna kiss a girl I #need #that

Gonna bring an avocado to the bar and eat it like an apple to confuse people

Now just to find a pool party so @darthbumpski can take these off of me

Yes I bark for bad b words what about it