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He's just this guy, you know?
Seattle, WA
Joined June 2009
I do also have a Mastodon at https://t.co/0bHNPA1YAY just in case you were curious or something.
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Better use of $44 billion dollars:
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Why are they called Aplets & Cotlets instead of Washingtonian Delights?
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A few more panels today, in which Hain would like to know what that was about.
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Well we're pouring gasoline So dance around the fire that we once believed in It'll never be the same, now 'Cause there's nothing left for us to be Give it up the champions of greed So come around and have another round of me Dance fucker dance, let the motherfucker burn, hey!
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People having threads about all time worst tweets here, and here's the two I got saved.
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@MinovskyArticle My favorite food service story: I was working graveyard at a Wawa, which for folks who don't know, is a 24/7 convenience store/deli. At 4 AM, a man stumbles in, obviously intoxicated. So intoxicated he can't operate the touchscreen interface for ordering sandwiches.
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Who's going to have a completely random accident first?
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In light of Limited Resources new sponsorship, I think they should update the name.
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Who's going to have a completely random accident first?
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there's gonna be a really fucking funny domino meme involving grimes and chelsea manning ending at points currently unknown that will be posted on a post-twitter internet comms method at some point (or maybe carved on a cave wall)
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