MM Kaufman
@mm_kaufman
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Anything you can do, I can do crying. Managing ed. @rejectionlit. Latest words at HAD, trampset, Okay Donkey, Identity Theory, JAKE. Carwash enthusiast.
Georgia, USA
Joined November 2013
This essay isn’t just close to my heart—it’s a chunk of it. Please read, especially if you’re dealing with grief, anxiety, depression, ocd, or struggling with any mental heath issues. You’re not alone. The carwash is always waiting for you. @trampset
https://t.co/1Pe6y4HK9x
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I feel fairly certain my cat just meowed a bless you when I sneezed.
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Did you know you can read my latest poem in the time it takes you roll thru the carwash? 🪲 @havehadhavehad 🐸 https://t.co/V2jwvkGKFt
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LET’S MAKE SOME NOISE 🪲🐸
really can't recommend strongly enough that y'all treat yourselves today to a wonderful @mm_kaufman treat of a poem "There are many ways To divide Southerners. I do it by those who hate Loud bugs and frogs..." https://t.co/9rkCUs3VB0
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Happy HAD Friday! 2 submission windows today for those who make some kind of donation to a cause! Link will work from 10-11am and 7-8pm Eastern. Where are you donating? https://t.co/DdxmmLSCxy
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Made me see the car wash differently. I love the spiritual aspect of this
This essay isn’t just close to my heart—it’s a chunk of it. Please read, especially if you’re dealing with grief, anxiety, depression, ocd, or struggling with any mental heath issues. You’re not alone. The carwash is always waiting for you. @trampset
https://t.co/1Pe6y4HK9x
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My husband edited this photo of me and our dog so “Bouj got that Olivia Dean album blur to her.”
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This was the bit where I tried to sound like my hero @ANNELAMOTT and made myself cry.
“Your car is once again a blank page for the world to shit upon. But that’s your shit to go and find.” @mm_kaufman
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A dream @trampset publication, first Halloween house party, bbq buffet, hours of pinball, now a @havehadhavehad skull to top it off. What a weekend!
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There are a million reasons why I love my husband, but the one that is hitting today is that he calls the non-peach part of peach cobbler the cobble. 🥹 🍑
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Didn’t drink this Halloween, which means I was alert and awake this morning and not hungover, which means I got my @xraylitmag “first day of the month” sub in before it filled up. I am winning at November already.
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It’s here! My favorite thing I’ve ever written. I recommend reading while cruising through the carwash. #carwashtherapy #carwashislife
"You had no idea all the ways life can break you, and wouldn’t you give anything to have that ignorance back?" @mm_kaufman's "The Carwash Essay" https://t.co/tBVeNwknIj
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In my house, we mark the changing of the season based on the first day I wear the fuzzy lavender mushroom hat.
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Fri is almost here! Featuring Michaella Thornton, @halfmoonwhiskey @tenderiswarmth @ConnorHarding25 Sara Quinn Rivara @mm_kaufman @abhii106 Genaro Aguilar, @Sarakcunning & Ridwan Fasasi (l mari)
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Husband: I’m going to Home Depot. Need anything? Me: YES! Get me a lollipop from the check out. Those big rounds ones.
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Dressed up like a produce section for @martinezfjulian’s wedding!
can yall pls tell me the lore behind your profile pictures
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You’ll never guess which piece is mine.
Coming Halloween: green death, voluptuous mortuary, curiosities, “ferocities,” existential carwash & more: w/ Kella Thornton, Sara Quinn Rivara, @halfmoonwhiskey @tenderiswarmth @ConnorHarding25 @Ibn_Yushau44 @abhii106 @mm_kaufman @Sarakcunning & @saucedo84890 (@Paratextos_ )
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