I'd like "Four Five Pumpkin Spice Lattes" #FallSongs

Never, ever, ever switch to #sprint. They have overcharged me EVERY month since I switched. Save yourselves, stay away!

When you go into the living room and your three year old is watching YouTube @jimmyfallon videos #raisingkidsright

It's almost ten on a Saturday and this girl has been up for three and half hours. If I can't sleep in,… http://t.co/0hynjmWbb0

While getting an eye exam the Optometrist began an explanatory sentence for my situation with, "As we age." #thathurtsalittle

Seriously looking forward to the weekend.

Thought I was technologically saavy enough to add a profile picture to twitter . . . guess not.