I am annoyed by the people who say we shouldn’t have kids bc global warming. Just say you're aggressively child free.

Y’all don’t care about black women. That’s what happened yesterday. #Oscars

Since Serena is preggers now, that means it’s possible that Nicole is actually a Waterford, no? Why isn’t anyone talking about this? 😆#handmaidstale

Tell Apple it needs to stop reminding me to breathe.

You, however, did not order coffee for delivery.

Hey, 2014 me. The inconseivable came true beginning of the pandemic 2020-- Starbucks made deliveries.

I’m at the point of parenting where all you can do is just let them run around naked. #toddlerproblems

Re: Charli’s podcast I just needed to let @maxminghella know that people with ADHD find overstimulation the opposite of calming. Mental disorders are not a personality trait. #adhdtwitter

Rewatching @HandmaidsOnHulu. Nick or Waterford.. who really is the father?

Hello. Does this thing still work? All my old tweets sounds like a status update.

Mystery solved. Found an opossum eating the stray kitty food. So now I'll be feeding both I guess. It looks like a giant furry rat.

BRB. Tacos.

I just signed up for spin classes. What have I got myself into?

.@curious_notions is eating date cake: "If you eat date cake, you get a date" Haaaaa

YES #10000Tweets http://t.co/uhil7qEEpL

Dogs. Check. Coffee. Check. Tacos. Check!

OMG. How @curious_notions pays rent: http://t.co/usYNpEqRFu

Things I heard on patio of @TheDriskill on Halloween: 60 something woman: "I want hot chocolate with alcohol in it."

Austin360Eats: Patika Wine & Coffee from @mjsoko http://t.co/4fkbjqKUwA