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I will bet the son of a dog has mixed the cabbages and baskets (Cervantes). DM me your gay thoughts

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@mjohn707
Mjohn
2 days
Marking myself safe from the island
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@mjohn707
Mjohn
2 days
He’s looking like he might be innocent to me
@nypost
New York Post
2 days
FBI probes self-help guru Tai Lopez in ‘Ponzi scheme’ that acquired RadioShack, Pier 1 Imports: report https://t.co/kIoRaGFMjc
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@mjohn707
Mjohn
2 days
Did everyone have to show id to go to epstein’s island?
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@mjohn707
Mjohn
2 days
They cooked with “ass power” though
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@mjohn707
Mjohn
2 days
Give us our jobs back
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@mjohn707
Mjohn
2 days
Who says journalists aren’t doing great work anymore!
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@mjohn707
Mjohn
3 days
Just watched this and not at all what I was expecting!
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@mjohn707
Mjohn
4 days
Hearing that when Gavin newsom becomes the president, the gay lisp will become the official language of the US
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@mjohn707
Mjohn
4 days
I’m going to volunteer to watch him for house arrest
@Kick_Champ
KickChamp👑
4 days
Clavicular was charged with two felonies for fake documents and illegal drugs, both carrying possible prison time, and a misdemeanor for using a fake ID to obtain alcohol 😳
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@mjohn707
Mjohn
4 days
I’ve been to the Iron Werks bath, or maybe it’s not the same thing
@zerohedge
zerohedge
4 days
*HEGSETH TO VISIT GENERAL DYNAMICS, ANDURIL: DOD *HEGSETH TO ALSO VISIT BATH IRON WORKS: DOD
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@mjohn707
Mjohn
5 days
Close up, notice the lack of money in my hands
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@mjohn707
Mjohn
5 days
Me when someone else orders the dish I really want at a restaurant
@seaweedanxiety
Hot Takes in Your Area
5 days
this guy’s entire bit is trying to make food with his cow in the kitchen. absolutely tremendous content
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@mjohn707
Mjohn
5 days
Me and my overspending
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@mjohn707
Mjohn
5 days
Can’t wait to watch a gayer Rickey Martin do the halftime show
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@mjohn707
Mjohn
5 days
Can't wait to not watch the superbowl. I don't even know who's in it!
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@mjohn707
Mjohn
5 days
Gosh I hope guys are giving more than that
@dbongino
Dan Bongino
6 days
Don’t give an inch. Ever.
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@mjohn707
Mjohn
5 days
Let me guess, it has Pete Davidson in it?
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@mjohn707
Mjohn
6 days
Just watched this and it was totally not what I was expecting
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@mjohn707
Mjohn
6 days
Just like my dating life!
@zerohedge
zerohedge
6 days
SPACEX DELAYS MARS PLANS TO FOCUS ON MOON: WSJ
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@mjohn707
Mjohn
7 days
New skill unlocked and it’s over for all of you now
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