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Markets like this are why I always keep 10% of my net worth in cash. What’s the best investment I can make now for $40?
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My retirement planner says I could retire right now if I start smoking
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Guys I read this carefully but I'm still losing money in the stock market...
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What would everyone do if they didn’t have to work/invest for a living? What do you actually like?
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Ladies and gentleman, it has come to my attention that I am bad at my job. Please advise
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Coffee doesn’t wake me up in the morning anymore, what’s my next option
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Had a few drinks and I have to confess that my dead aunt has an out of print cookbook and I buy all the copies that come up on eBay
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Guy who contracts monkeypox but insists it was “totally from a chick”
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I just had my bid accepted on a building that’s zoned incorrectly, infested with flees, and slowly falling into a coulee. Am I part of RE Twitter now?
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When I go to a restaurant with a pregnant women and she orders a virgin drink, I make them bring me the alcohol on the side. I mean for the same price someone should get the booze
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Thank you, foreign microcap, for running up 160% tonight and getting me back to even after six years of ownership
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Why does everyone at Costco look like they buy their clothes at Costco?
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Because my life and calendar are totally empty, I’m going to be making a seafood gumbo tonight, a sort of stew or soup native to the Acadian region of Louisiana.
Here are Louisiana shrimp and the local blue crab, the small ones we’ll need for the gumbo
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A triple at 300#. I might feel and look like a 40-yr old pile, but at least these moved
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Going to cook smothered chicken tonight since I have so little otherwise going on. A really basic dish from the Acadian region of Louisiana, the dish is also known by a few other names. We’ll start with a chicken
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Been seeing lots of doomposting on fintwit recently of jaded bankers who can’t get girlfriends. Genuine good advice follows… (1/x)
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@PinkPoloShorts
If I barely do my job can I argue to the IRS that my W-2 should be considered passive?
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Just ate two beignets over a garbage can at work, how's everyone else's day going?
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Just bailed out of a heavy (for me) squat single. 40 and drinking on a weekend is clearly not compatible, forget weekdays even
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@INVESTMENTSHULK
Decentralized finance is when I drink too much and lose my credit card at the bar
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As punishment for participating in this bubble we all deserve to listen to Howard Marks reading one of those boring essays over and over
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Another Friday night with nowhere to go. Trying to fill the void in my life with the food of my childhood. This is a shrimp étouffée, a repeat here, but a traditional preparation of the Acadian region of South Louisiana.
We start with Louisiana gulf shrimp:
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@futureformerJD
Once I confronted that girl that used to beat me up in high school. Maybe less confronted and more I bought Girl Scout cookies from her daughter, but only two boxes
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In Claudine Gay’s defense, in the Stefanik hearings she was just copying Liz Magill’s answers
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Going to cook red beans and rice, a traditional Louisiana creole dish, because what else do I have going on on a Sunday
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@makeawishhorse
This is what a gay orgy feels like after 40, you’re just exhausted and your back hurts
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@OtterMarket
@_Enoch_Root_
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I’ve made so little that a 40% drawdown won’t change things very much for me either
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Should I buy a mechanical stopwatch to use at the gym and become even more intolerable?
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I’m starting a hedge fund in 2024 (savings fund to redo my landscaping)
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@FowlFinancial
@tolstoybb
If women only understood the geometric burden we carry, there are dimensions to our suffering
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I don’t know why everyone complains about the cost of rent. Can’t everyone be grandma’s special little boy and live in her old house rent free?
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Because it’s Saturday and I have absolutely nothing going on in my life, going to cook a chicken and gravy or Cajun chicken fricassee. This is a repeat of a repeat, but it’s fun to cook and sort of a classic staple of Cajun cooking
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Going to cook a chicken fricassee tonight, the Cajun version anyhow. Nothing like the food of your childhood in an attempt to just feel something, for those of us that are pretty much dead inside.
The chicken:
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My brother found out what wall art costs and figured he could build it out of 2x4s for less
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I’m the rare person that knows the price of nothing and the value of nothing
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Two drinks and I feel terrible today, same lesson I have to learn over and over
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This is the gayest thing I’ve ever seen, and I went to a lot of gay clubs in the 90s
NOW - Doomsday Clock has been set to 90 seconds to midnight, the closest it has ever been to annihilation.
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Me and my husband saw you from across the senate floor and we really dig your vibe
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I want to have a popular tweet one day just so I can tweet afterwards, wow this is really doing numbers
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Telling my boss that I’m not coming to work unless Samual Altman goes back to OpenAi
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I’m going to make a shrimp étouffée, sort of a traditional stew from the Acadian region of Louisiana. First ingredient is gulf shrimp, these are decent examples here
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@PinkPoloShorts
@AutumnCapital
I’ll be honest, this is not the turn I expected after reading the second tweet
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Anyone looking for an intense male friend?
I'm beginning to think that single men looking for a wife don't primarily need a wife. They need more intense male friends.
A wife is someone you take care of, mostly. If you want intellectual intensity, write/speak/publish courageously until you earn it.
It's on you, not her.
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