Mitch Feltscheer
@mitchfel
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The world's greatest connoisseur/dipshit
Sydney, Australia
Joined March 2009
29 year old I was on a date with said "you don't even have any wrinkles!". Bitch I am 35 what were you expecting?? Yes I have a rigorous day and night serum routine but that's besides the point.
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My landlord is selling so I have to make my apartment available twice a week for open inspections. Love renting. Love paying a $2500 month subscription to "having a shelter *conditions apply".
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Is this Harry Potter TV show just gonna be a straight facsimile of the movies? Like, give Hagrid a cunty bob or something, freshen this shit up!.
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Johnathan Bailey, I have grown quite fond of you. You may ask me out for drink.
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Tried to watch that Smiling Friends show after a recommendation but sorry I am not nearly neurodivergent enough for that shit.
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Do 27 year olds usually text with liberal applications of em-dashes or is this mother fucker on Hinge using ChatGPT to message me?.
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Chucked a ⬆️ into my Hinge profile awhile back and now have 77 likes sitting there. Sydney never beating the Bottom City allegations.
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Gonna be the first to say this but this shit stinks! I don't like it! Eat my farts novel coronavirus!!!.
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Was checking to see when this NYC mayoral shit is gonna be over and you're telling me this is just the primary? The election itself is in November? Americans can't do anything normally.
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Been rewatching Scrubs and as an adult I now fully understand and side with the Janitor. JD is a horrible little turd and fully deserves relentless daily torture.
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The Rehearsal season 3 is gonna be gooooood.
A mysterious Tekken player named "Joe Budden" came to fighting game tournament 'CEO' dressed as Dr Doom. He beat a pro player without losing a game only to get disqualified seconds later for throwing toilet paper at the commentators
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