I was badly beaten by a woman in an elevator today. I was staring at her boobs then she said, "Would you please press one?" I thought she was talking ABOUT HER BOOBS.����������
She nearly killed me after i pressed her left Boobs.
First day your Nigeria girl leaves her top and towel at your place.
Second day, she leaves her shoe and jacket.
Third day, She leaves her makeup kits.
Congratulations my brother, you now have a new wife.
MAD MAN: Doctor, i have a problem; everyday i dream of cows playing football
DOCTOR: Here; take these tablets at night
MAD MAN: I’ll start tomorrow because today is finals
Doctor: