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@missuonmylips
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1 year
She was doing research here
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1 year
Kim Kardashian officially plays a character named Siobhan in “American Horror Story” Season 12!
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@missuonmylips
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8 years
Literally every episode of Pretty Little Liars ever...
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@missuonmylips
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29 days
@jovarca1000000 SHE fumbled? Be very serious
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@missuonmylips
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23 days
Lykke li because of what she’s been through and she’s still singing
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@missuonmylips
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2 years
I’m sorry but Dorinda is unhinged and toxic and needs to STAY on pause #RHUGT2
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@missuonmylips
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20 days
The liberality with which I hand out instagram story likes is a direct reflection of the purity of my soul btw
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@missuonmylips
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2 months
This kuntress… no one has remained as cool and authentic throughout their career while still being insanely successful
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2 months
we need artists to start dropping 10 million dollars on a single music vids again cause like… look at the material…
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@missuonmylips
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2 years
I continue to not understand the difference between seeing erika tel jax to gtfo and hearing about it. I don’t think the lack of a visual makes it any less shocking? Such bullshit #rhobh
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@missuonmylips
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8 years
when you're Justin Bieber and you haven't told everyone you're human in 10 minutes
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@missuonmylips
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6 months
Just found out my cousin shot content for his onlyfans while staying in my flat this week
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@missuonmylips
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1 month
34 years old still playing the vengeful victim act
@PopCrave
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1 month
The globe in Taylor Swift's @Spotify  library has a pin for Orlando, Florida where Joe Alwyn allegedly cheated on her. #TSTTPD
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@missuonmylips
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9 months
@roisinmurphy @DollardDes You’re a nasty person with a nasty spirit
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@missuonmylips
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29 days
SHOW IT TO ME RACHEL NOW PLEASEEEE
@FilmUpdates
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First look at Gia Coppola’s ‘THE LAST SHOWGIRL,’ starring Pamela Anderson as a veteran Las Vegas showgirl reinventing her life.
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@missuonmylips
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3 months
Ouuu I fear she got me with this one… sorry cholly I will be streaming
@Camila_Cabello
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3 months
slow down babyyy 🌪️💘💭
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@missuonmylips
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2 months
Couldn’t care less about the terrorist swift album leak
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@missuonmylips
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1 year
There is something so deeply melancholic about this
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@missuonmylips
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2 months
No bc a lot of you are just collecting little thirst followers to get your likes up… your generosity conceals something dirtier and meaner!!!
@OliverJThomson
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why is everyone so immature??
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@missuonmylips
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1 month
How do I get stricter with my diet without waking my sleeper eating disorder
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@missuonmylips
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5 years
Cinematic parallels
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@missuonmylips
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2 months
The idea that tenderness comes from pain
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@missuonmylips
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6 years
Miss Uchis has TASTE! The replay button oh honey she STANS #GTFO
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@missuonmylips
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1 year
@h__smart trying rly hard not to go feral
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@missuonmylips
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5 years
The embodiment of white trash
@PopCrave
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. @JustinBieber shows off new eyebrow piercing and diamond grill in latest Instagram post.
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@missuonmylips
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Landlord claiming she doesn’t want to replace broken oven because she is “conscious of our excessive landfill/waste situation”
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@missuonmylips
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9 months
@aidanthereup Camille's effortlessly gorgeous Malibu chic serve...
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@missuonmylips
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1 month
anyway happy 4/20
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@missuonmylips
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3 years
@AmInTheTanVan @anxiousdeluxe Darling I can assure you, gay sex being legalised had NOTHING to do with a bunch of old white hags talking about bottom this top that…. you are no Joan of arc come on now
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@missuonmylips
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5 months
@jovarca1000000 Watch your mouth. Make a scene is a stone cold classic through and through
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@missuonmylips
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5 years
You guys idk I think I will go down with this ship and I won’t put my hands up and surrender
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@missuonmylips
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3 years
People pin a beyonce pic to their profile and feel empowered to talk absolute nonsense… no ma’am
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@missuonmylips
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5 years
@vandercunts KJFJKDGJJFD like that girl farting on Instagram live being like “omg did you guys hear that? I think there’s a ghost”
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@missuonmylips
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2 years
Just spent almost £250 on a diesel top julia fox this is your fault
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@missuonmylips
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2 months
I think lykke li might have suffered more than jesus
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@missuonmylips
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1 year
I’m sorry but Adriana is an irreplaceable asset to #RHOMiami
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@missuonmylips
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8 months
@queensofbravo @RollingStone And NOTHING for sai de silva
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@missuonmylips
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6 months
Of all her crimes I think taylor swift’s undying victim complex is her most insufferable trait
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1 year
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@missuonmylips
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3 years
Not Kyle cartwheeling in the background
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@missuonmylips
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6 months
The ziwe x george santos interview nowhere near funny enough to warrant all this discourse
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@missuonmylips
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11 months
Just had a religious experience at lana’s hyde park set
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@missuonmylips
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5 years
I was giving miss JLo a chance and literally the first song I put on was one where she had worked her thievery..... no words
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@missuonmylips
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9 months
Tyler from selling the oc walking into the finale party like this SCREAMS "man going through divorce"
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@missuonmylips
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1 year
@aidanthereup why would you think that and then tweet it to upset me like that
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@missuonmylips
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5 years
Well.... face reveal arrived #NewProfilePic
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@missuonmylips
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5 years
This was a serve head to toe. Hair laid, face beat, waist snatched and the dress is gorgeous 10/10 now how did you manage that mimi
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@missuonmylips
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8 years
@LukasGraham @officialcharts @rihanna "this woman" sold more singles than u have hairs on all ur heads combined moronic fucks
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@missuonmylips
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5 months
@romanwhies @magdalenepop She would also never write such a simple shallow and self-revealing line
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@missuonmylips
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6 months
if the apple was this juicy I would’ve committed original sin too like do you know how hard it is to get a good apple these days
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god: so there’s only just one rule— eve:
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@missuonmylips
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11 months
Charlotte’s kids the absolute worst most insufferable characters I’ve ever witnessed oh my goodness #AndJustLikeThat
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@missuonmylips
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6 months
@fclklore He posted a teaser on ig I was like hold on that’s my bookshelf 😭
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@missuonmylips
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2 years
WHAT! Heather dubrow you will pay for this. No Noella no show
@queensofbravo
Queens of Bravo
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Noella is OUT #RHOC
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@missuonmylips
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2 months
Another week
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@missuonmylips
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9 years
that's a lot of people she has to sue
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@missuonmylips
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1 year
@yolandafister Carole’s howl after tinsley drags omg
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@missuonmylips
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2 years
What’s the common thread? That’s right, princess radzi
@queensofbravo
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Bethenny’s return in S7, Luann & Tom’s relationship exposed in S8, Luann’s marriage in S9, Cartagena/Bethenny & Carole fallout… #RHONY was unmatched for 4 seasons in a row!
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@missuonmylips
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9 years
@musicnews_shade Taylor swift is greedy like that creature from lord of the rings
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@missuonmylips
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1 month
Upped my age range on hinge to 35
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@missuonmylips
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5 years
This is the most annoying trend y’all are so boring
@PopCrave
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. @SZA has deleted all posts from her Instagram account. Artists tend to do this before starting a new era. Could new music be on the way? 👀
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@missuonmylips
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3 years
She is the moment #Veneno #VenenoOnMax
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@missuonmylips
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9 months
Did anyone else think it was a little shady boots when after the phone call with samantha, carrie’s kitten tried to escape and after she dragged it back in carrie was like “I don’t need any more drama” #ajlt
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@missuonmylips
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2 months
Having annual rent increase discussions with landlord
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@missuonmylips
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3 years
@NippleAnonymous @anxiousdeluxe Yeah well at yall’s big age you should have learnt it by now so shut the fuck up about it!
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@missuonmylips
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9 years
@bocaslayed @musicnews_shade lorde - flop, embarrassment, etc Lana - iconic, genius, magnificent, etc
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@missuonmylips
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9 years
LOOK AT HER SHES SO ADORABLE SHE BROUGHT MARILYN OUT @MarinasDiamonds I LOVE YOU
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@missuonmylips
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4 months
Hyper-masculine irish trainer at the gym greeted me with “hey pretty”
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@missuonmylips
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3 months
Saying hey girl to my city bike before unlocking it like it’s a horse
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@missuonmylips
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6 years
Girl what the fuck kinda device was this filmed on
@EmanuelGtrz
Emanuel Gutierrez (Ibarra)
6 years
Guys @xtina used my flag!!!😭😭😭😭 #LiberationTour #LiberateOakland
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@missuonmylips
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Got flight to another town, rented a car and drove to original destination and STILL made our dinner reservation… you bitches can’t even spell vacanza
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@missuonmylips
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10 months
Sparkle jump rope queen is such a cunty little alias how did little miss lizzy grant even think of that
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@missuonmylips
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6 years
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That wondrous dynamic you get with gay guys where you haven’t really established a friendship yet so you gingerly toy with the idea of making out… yeah
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@missuonmylips
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9 months
@ScottCJonesy @roisinmurphy @DollardDes You literally pay for twitter you LOSER don’t talk to me
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@missuonmylips
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1 year
some of you had to sit with this one for a while but not me I got it the first time
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@missuonmylips
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7 months
Got so high in front of the eiffel tower at like 2am last night that I went BLIND and fell over. Twice.
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@missuonmylips
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10 months
I think it’s absolutely insane how everyone has turned on bethenny because of her nasty personality and ulterior motives despite the fact that what she’s trying to do with the bravo lawsuit is actually good and will massively benefit reality tv talent
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@missuonmylips
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28 days
Missed check in for my 6am flight by 20 mins
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@missuonmylips
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5 months
You people need to get it together and build rich inner lives
@highendhomo
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The two most important photos of this year
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@missuonmylips
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8 months
The way she finds a way to insert herself in any even remotely trending topic is aspirational. Teach me your ways attention seeking queen
@PopCrave
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Taylor Swift has reportedly been lending her home in Rhode Island to new couple Gigi Hadid and Bradley Cooper as a way for them to escape onlookers in New York City. 🔗:
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@missuonmylips
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3 months
The andy cohen takedown gaining momentum
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@missuonmylips
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2 months
Keep having to remind myself that the reason I’m at the gym is to work out. not to be perceived.
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@missuonmylips
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1 year
… no way
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@missuonmylips
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8 months
They didn’t submit pinkpantheress’ angel because it wouldn’t be fair on everyone else
@BuzzingPop
Buzzing Pop
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Five songs from #BarbieTheAlbum have been submitted for ‘Song of the Year’ and ‘Record of the Year’ at the 2024 Grammys: •Dance the Night •Barbie World •Choose Your Fighter •I’m Just Ken •What Was I Made For?
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@missuonmylips
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2 years
Announcing her triumphant return to #RHOBH i know that’s right!
@BrandiGlanville
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2 years
Surprise!! I’m back in the clubhouse tonight at 10/9c! See you soon! 💋 @bravowwhl
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@missuonmylips
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28 days
The eastern european folk scales in the chorus… she did it for balkanka
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@missuonmylips
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9 months
It is baffling to me how she’s been performing for 10+ years and is still incapable of controlling her breath so she doesn’t have to skip every 5th word in her songs
@klaycokaren
i'm not otis
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this was a mess... i hope she don't embarrass me next week
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@missuonmylips
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3 years
Kacey Musgraves on Golden Hour track 8
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@missuonmylips
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6 months
Mother hated my new hair but the aggressively masculine trainer at the gym that everyone is scared of told me I look great which is inarguably more important
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@missuonmylips
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3 months
Rly wanna go to the caroline polachek pop up but kinda scared to be around that many east london gays today
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@missuonmylips
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5 years
I think the opposite happens
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@missuonmylips
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1 month
A second album… truly the mcdonald’s of the music industry
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@missuonmylips
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7 months
Just randomly remembered what it feels like to lean on a man’s chest and linger long enough to smell their cologne
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@missuonmylips
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6 months
Charles melton baby I’m not sure who you are but if that dick silhouette was not a prosthetic I’m gonna need u to give me a call ok honey?
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@missuonmylips
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9 years
WHEN WILL UR FAV @MarinasDiamonds I love you queen of music
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@missuonmylips
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28 days
Gym is packed but everyone is ugly… what’s the point
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