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I'm pretty sure peach did not even know Mario. Mario wanted to get with peach, peach just yelling for anyone to help her, cause she was kidnapped by a heavy metal turtle. Luigi just a good brother.

"Whatcha got in dat rrrrroooom?" Music just inst the same

" are you custom made, custom paid, or just custom fitted..." Wtf Ludacris so fucking good

Ludacris's "rollout" is genius..I defy you to listen to this banger and not agree.

Wow. So @alaskanairline lost my luggage, then delivered the completely incorrect bag to my hotel.. 😒😒😒 so I'm left with no dress for my anniversary dinner, no shoes, and no swimsuits. Fantastic. No offers for compensation either.

happy lunar new year 🥳🧧❤️🎉🎇

You try eating a whole burrito and not taking a nap

I've arrived at my true form, which is not surprisingly, a #trash #goblin

This account is now a #sweaterweather cat account, no, I'd rather die than stop taking pics of my cats sleeping

It's #sweaterweather the start of naps on the heater vent and not with me under covers 😭😭😭

Color redacted gays make me so angry. Like, you wouldn't even have the very basic rights you have now, were it not for the collective action of Black and Brown comrades taking those punches. It's disappointing that you continue a legacy of white supremacy. Shame on you.

So like every other wannabe, I started a food channel. It won't be very exciting until I can actually leave my house. I'm still dreaming about delicate soup dumplings and delicious noods in the meantime. I did make this delicious soup with my own broth though #YouTuber

Look ! I brought this baby back from sadness

When you see the behavior of people like Jim Jordan, one thing that’s clear: Republicans don’t care how many people die or get sick. This is solely about political defense. They don’t want to help, they don’t want answers. Preserving personal power is all that matters to them.

Some days my damn of emotions and hurt and love and pain is too much to hold back. If I don't want to talk about deeper stuff it's because I don't know if I'll ever stop crying. Don't ever mistake it for not caring.

#midlife looks like, hurting your back from twerking while doing the dishes

Some days, it's harder and I miss her more. And some days go by and its just a normal day and I forget for a second, how I can't text her, how I'll never hold her hand again. Today, I miss her more, and it hurts like hell.

Louder

This is wtf I'm taking about. One encounter. I guess y'all weren't sexually active in the last two decades and fucking forgot all about HIV and how that works.