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@missmalazarus

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real pretty but I’m not soft.

Joined December 2009
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How do I get on TFL’s Christmas party guest list???
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Airfryers need a silencer
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Love is forever
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Both having only child syndrome 😂
@Pinero_Nana
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Siblings with the big ass age gaps are too funny. 10 year age gaps? 😭 be serious
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Is it a crime to fall?
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@iam_shammy0
𝖲𝗁𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗒🎀
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i don't care how independent i look, baby send the funds please
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@ImaniDH_
Mummy of London
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Everyday I just think if I want to be proud of the way my life looks at 40 I really need to get a move on. Ageing can be scary but it’s even worse when you don’t like your life
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My dream wedding
@mefeater
MEFeater Magazine
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Congratulations to MonaLeo and Stunna4Vegas! The couple broadcasted the ceremony live on TikTok, drawing over 1.2M viewers 💖 #Stunna4Leo
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Passenger Princessaholic.
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American women and uk men rarely go together. Idk why
@Realitea_TvJunk
Reality Tv Junkie
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He’s insane 😭
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@boyists
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It’s vintage forever 21 but ok
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Having to celebrate my birthday 6 months later, should tell you the year I’ve had lol.
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Look how well you age when you make time for gossip
@BuzzingPop
Buzzing Pop
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TMZ’s Harvey Levin goes viral on X/Twitter after the internet learned he’s 75 and still running the outlet like the navy.
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I’m so out of the loop because I’ve never even heard of Charlie Kirk till now.
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Really random but as a kid, I used to love these little drawings in newspapers.
@BravinYuri
BRAVIN YURI
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@missmalazarus
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“What’s up…you ill?”
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@adrianasmojito
Alex by Alene Too
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This was straight out of a sitcom 😂. Love Adriana and Guerdy together #RHOM
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@missmalazarus
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Was walking in my area and saw at least 3 couples lipsing. There’s a war against single people.
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@missmalazarus
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When there’s “double chips” people amongst us?
@miss87parker
Dimps 🇯🇲
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People getting rice at nandos will always annoy me kmt
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It’s literally only African men that ask if I can cook and when I’ll cook for them 😂
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