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Author, poet, & freelance writer + snacks… Novels: The Things We Keep, The Me List ❤️ New book coming in May: Square Hearts https://t.co/GSDY4UFJMb

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Julee Balko, author
1 year
Hi book lovers, book readers, and maybe people who like to sniff books. I’m pinning this graphic so you can learn more about my books! My newest book The Me List is available on Kindle Unlimited and also has an audiobook.
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Julee Balko, author
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I don't know who needs this advice. But it will be obvious that you took chocolate from your kid's Advent calendar. Even if you were in a long meeting and you think oh they won't really do it every day so you pick a later day, like the 19th. That day will in fact come.
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Julee Balko, author
2 days
Tried to tell someone I wrote books. She said everyone has a manuscript in their drawer. I said my third book is being published this May. She went on about her manuscript while I whispered to myself, “You are still an author even if no one acknowledges it but you.”
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Julee Balko, author
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Once again my cat makes everything easier.
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Julee Balko, author
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Saw some people Sunday. Saw some people Monday. I would now like to take the rest of the week off from people. Cats and dogs are welcomed though.
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Julee Balko, author
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I’m not saying it’s Monday. I’m just saying I put moisturizer on my toothbrush instead of toothpaste.
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Julee Balko, author
6 days
Nothing makes me prouder as a writer than when I misspell a word so badly that Word isn’t even close with its options.
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Julee Balko, author
8 days
I'm not trying to be a Scrooge, but what if we skipped the holiday parties and presents, and just took the time to hang out with our feelings and our cats? Maybe eat some cheese. I'm calling it Catmas. Catmas sounds like a good time.
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Julee Balko, author
9 days
Do other people hate doing software updates because you fear there will be sudden tiny changes and you crave consistency in this mad world? Like I don’t want my clock to look different on my phone. I liked the old clock design and would happily enjoy that until I die.
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Julee Balko, author
11 days
just took a tiny leap of faith I’d achieve my goals. So yeah, I shared some crust with her.
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Julee Balko, author
11 days
I made pizza and left it on the counter. My 100 pound dog doesn’t know about counter surfing so she patiently sits near the pizza with her nose just inches away and waits with hope. It made me wonder how many times I’ve been just inches from what I desire and if I…
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Julee Balko, author
11 days
I love when my finicky girl cat eats at the same time I do. Because it’s like yes queen, let’s feast.
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Julee Balko, author
12 days
Did you ever wake up from a dream so vivid that you think I need to thank my friend for the Calder sculpture and check in on her to see if she really did turn into a cat.
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Julee Balko, author
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To try to hold onto its essence by feeling, creating, and sharing. So yeah, my kids watched the nutcracker and I watched the passion.
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Julee Balko, author
13 days
Took my kids to the nutcracker last night. It’s so inspiring going to the theater. It reminds me that creativity is alive and well. It doesn’t matter if you are a musician, dancer, artist, writer, etc - our hearts all want the same thing. To feel life creatively.
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Julee Balko, author
14 days
Anyone else chugging coffee and writing this morning with a cat on their lap? Bonus points if you are wearing rainbow socks. Also, can you bring me more coffee?
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Julee Balko, author
15 days
Am I listening to Pink Pony Club on repeat while I crank out my deadlines? Yes. Any freelance writer knows our stage is words, and I'm dancing.
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Julee Balko, author
15 days
It’s December. I’ve read 116 books this year. Just kidding. I didn’t keep track. I don’t even know what I did last Tuesday. (But I’m impressed with those who do keep count.) I love reading books & writing books so I do keep track of the love. It’s been a good year says my heart
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Julee Balko, author
16 days
Innocent until proven cat.
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Julee Balko, author
17 days
I might skip my eye cream today. Spotify told me my listening age is 18.
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Julee Balko, author
17 days
New level of tired reached! The game of life is so fun sometimes. Who has my prize?
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