my life a videogame, goat simulator.

y'all sleeping on true love.

if you have my account muted don't feel bad i understand.

give the people what they want

alright so basically this specific person isn't giving me a specific amount of attention i'd be happy with so i lowkey gotta end my shit.

finished my egregious shift, anyone love me?.

:')

it's my special day today.

the person that derailed the halo series was a perverted bald man, let that sink in.

i'm going beddy byes bro, i hope i dream about you bro.

my body is tea but it has expired milk in it.

no joke i've done this, it was torture - also jackal snipers are pushovers once you memorise the spawns, i died to elite ultras more than anything else.

i'll miss you.

I USED TO HAVE HIT TWEETS BUT THEN I FOUND OTHER WAYS TO POST. IF YOU WANT TO BE MY CROOMF, YOU HAVE TO BE ACTIVE YOU CANNOT BE, EMPLOYED.

listen here cracker, nobody finds it cute when you nickname yourself after japanese food.

where's my stat summary? you haven't emailed me yet. do you hate me? are you cheating on me? does all the time i've dedicated to you this year mean nothing to you? i thought we had something special. @Destiny2Team #PleaseGiveMeADall.

i don't give a fuck about your DMT ego death, you ever tried playing halo 2 legendary without doing any speedrun skips and killing every enemy? that's right i didn't think so.

i don't leave any messages on strawpage or tellonym i just say it to you straight because i'm no pussy!.

can i have a lime with some beer please

YOOOOOOOOOO