I look to you like a red rose seeking the sun no matter where it goes,
@hotmf_11
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@cutemf_11
| Vahumana scholar/Steambird Columnist. Il Dottore DNI :P
@TimelyScararina
-- they make incels mad they get hit with minor coded accusations left and right they're both peak characters they were made for each other
@scarafanss
-- i do not think wanderer would care that much anyway if he was real like
-- besides shipping doesn't inherently ruin characters they love to forget that you can care about a character's lore and still ship them with people shipping isn't automatically just mischaracterization
Hm... As a former Fatui Harbinger, I can confirm that every single Fatuus is gay in one way or another. Even if you hate them, you really have to hand it to them. The fact that not a single member is both cisgender and heterosexual is quite the accomplishment.
!! EVERYONE IN THE FATUI IS GAY?!
Submitted by anonymous, someone is spreading the secrets of the Fatui! And these secrets..? Apparently the Fatui don’t swing *that* way.. haha.. ha.. get it?
Does this mean I have a chance with father
Once Ajax's little court session is over, I'd like to put Charlotte on trial on the Akademiya's behalf for attempting to drag the reputation of the Vahumana Darshan, the Akademiya itself, and aetiology as a whole through the mud.
I visited Mika Schmidt of the Knights of Favonius Reconnaissance Company at his new workplace and asked him a few questions about the job.
I'm really concerned about him. Why would a possibly haunted pizzeria want to hire an already overworked teenager?
-- attention, everyone. today we are putting il dottore (
@notkunibert
) on trial for 1) lying and disguising himself as someone named kunibert to gain the people's trust, and 2) not treating his segments properly, sending multiple of them to scorching areas of the planet
This is not true. While Charlotte and Razor did lose, Charlotte will get to keep her life. Spreading misinformation in the news is not death penalty worthy.
@cutemf_11
-- i was going to say when you see "--" before my posts it's me (edelgard) talking out of character but i am actually wanderer in the flesh and i need your credit card information rn theyre making me pay to stay enrolled in the akademiya rn
-- its lesbian visibility week apparently meaning you will all perceive me right now. i am visible. i am standing right in front of you. you should really say hi back it's kind of rude
All of you need to block and report Gaming (@/mightymythicalb) right now. Reason: He's trying to send Ajax Childe Tartaglia (a gay person) to jail. Putting gay people in jail is homophobic. He is also single. Loser
If you want me to respond almost immediately to your requests or other concerns your best chance is to start a stupid argument with my partner and wait for me to quote retweet it making fun of you
My third article is far more serious than the previous two. Don't be fooled by the cat. This is a serious, genuine apology that I've decided to make public to all so everyone is aware of my shortcomings and can properly judge my character. +
I admire Scaramouche.
I pray to Scaramouche.
I respect Scaramouche.
I want a man like Scaramouche.
I listen to Scaramouche.
I believe what Scaramouche says.
If this triggers you… congratulations, you are an NPC. ♥️
Oomf rankings update:
3rd place: A tie between Stelle (trailertheblaze) and Cyno (cymeowno)
2nd place: Tighnari (fuckdottore_)
1st place: Lumine (trav3lerlumine)
-- it's not misandry to point out that plenty of Men couldn't handle women liking a character like scara this much and i'm sure the controversy wasn't completely separate from. wait for it Fragile Incel Men hating this guy
@_oonkive
or maybe it's because Scaramouche had a whole controversy where people were straight up killing cats because of how much they hated the character.
But hey, any excuse to be a misandrist piece of shit, I guess
AAAAHHH THERES A TRAITOR!!!!!! WANDERER, HOW DARE YOU!!! SOMEONE HAS BEEN WEEDING OUT ALL MT SECRETS TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE COURT!! NOOOOO!!!! ( •̯́ ₃ •̯̀)
@mirroredengage
I’ll win this court case, regardless of your lies!! 😡
I would like to reiterate that Siraj's little crush is UNREQUITED and that Alhaitham only has feelings for KAVEH. That fact is stated SEVERAL times within the article, but because SOME of you can't be bothered to read more than two sentences, I'm saying it here anyway.