⚡ Minty Jokequeen Phoenix
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I eat premiums. *burps* Cracks PJs. (you've been warned.😉) I like my own tweets for archival. Primary id - @minty_tweets.
Market Humor
Joined July 2018
Donald sahab : Aaj China par 10% tarrif badha do.
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Shoutout to a friend whose acing his photography career. Do reach out to him for wedding photography. 😊 https://t.co/Quiwwhi8Eg
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Ab iss market me koi aur excitement mat do babaji, bas iss expiry ko yahi khatam kardo.
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Computer ji mera sell kiya hua option zero kia jaaye.
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Harshad Mehta once said : Stock market kuaan (well) hai. Me : Stock market is an ocean, jitna capital daalo, sab doob jaata hai.
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Dear SEBI, the only way to protect retailers is to let them YOLO and lose all their capital. Let weekly expiries continue for a couple of years more. 😆
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#Fraudalert
@kanisfatima4 pretending to be Hindu and approaching ppl for paid calls. Most likely would disappear after taking money. Beware.
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Today's expose is not related to any furu, but to a fake success story of a hair oil brand. https://t.co/U5R7eP1syz Notice how the before hair and after hair scenes have the same nail art. 😂
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Why do companies glorify "High pressure and demanding work environment"? They should be ashamed, considering how many give up their lives due to work pressure.
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चमगादड़ जब उल्टा लटकता है तो उसे लगता है उसने पूरी धरती पलट दी। Isi tarah trainer jab koi stock kharidta hai aur wo stock returns de de toh use lagta hai ki usne stock ko chala diya. 😜 #JustForLaughs
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Tell furus "You can never be wrong" and they'll take it as sarcasm. Tell them "You can be wrong" and they'll take it on their ego. 😂😂
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What your relatives should have said is "Webinar karlo, bahut scope hai".
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I used to write with a 10 rs. pen. Then I entered the stock market with a capital of 100k. Within a year, I was able to buy a 4,000 rs. pen. It was all possible only because of my smart decision to withdraw the remaining funds after I blew up 96k.
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How many of you are willing to attend a multibagger webinar? Did I mention, it will be a multibagger for the host only.
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