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Nobody talks about how I quit my mailroom job at a top 75 Japanese bank to smoke weed with Snoopy and other beloved animated characters
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This train will only be proceeding with high net worth individuals. All broke boys must exit the train at this stop. Once again, this train will only be proceeding with high net worth individuals. All broke boys
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“So what are we doing later,” I type into the group chat of my mind
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My Federal Reserve socks are raising a lot of questions that can be answered by my Federal Reserve shoes
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This is the kind of zero-sum thinking we need at Mindinterface Industries. Fuck everyone else
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I usually don’t talk about the “current thing” going on here but I just have to say that [inane comment redacted due to high concentration of inanity particles]
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This sentence just experienced a head-on collision with another sentence thankfully it was non-fatal but it left 1 wounded and others feeling very bad
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Imagine you are at the strip club throwing pennies on stage, telling the girls that they actually cost closer to 4 cents to produce. But then a guy walks in with a huge bag of nickels, each with a production cost of about 13.78 cents,
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The Ancient Egyptians used slaves to build their Walmart soda box displays
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If someone ever pulled a knife on me I would simply radiate my zen aura, causing the perp to put his weapon down and sit on the floor in lotus pose to await his imminent arrest
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Hitting a Greek Bar and suddenly feeling the need to take a 3 hour lunch
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I used to think if there was reincarnation, I wanted to come back as the president or the pope or a .400 baseball hitter. But now I want to come back as Mindinterface
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7/11 Gas Stations in Genoa Now Offering Joe Camel Combo to Celebrate American Culture
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At 1,000 followers I will be taking one lucky mutual with me into international waters
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