No one is real until they post mapo tofu and green beans

I'm reading the Bible starting from the Old Testament. I already have a lot of questions, but I'm also sorry to tell you guys that you're not getting into heaven and I'm still on Genesis :/.

RT @NotaVirtue: @JoyceCarolOates I’m just happy to be here.

My daughter brought back a real raccoon tail and a real fox tail from the Ren Faire. My son got a real dagger.

curiouser and curiouser

Batten down the hatches the Mormon missionaries are out. Although, I do like the concept of door-to-door ideological encounters.

Getting into yt supremacy.

Cyberpsychosis with my cybernauts.

#NewProfilePic

RT @heart_jpg: pink cottage in minecraft

I love lamp

You guys I really have to get off the internet 📶.

Let’s get some women on that X engineering team so we don't get some pussy Edward Cullen agent.

Shout out to the sex bots that give a flip about my daughter’s education 🎓.

My daughter just informed me she's taking three AP courses this year: AP English, World History, and chemistry. Can you guys give me some of your Monopoly crypto coins to help a mommy out?.

I'm the AI Waifu dev for Grok because of my chat prompts

I'm functioning at a 160 IQ rn while my compatriots are struggling with their 115 IQ to keep up.

Guess which one is for my daughter? 🇷🇺

Please don’t post screenshots of what I’ve said in group chats. My digital footprint is supposed to be out of sight, out of mind.

Parallel play with the retards in my phone.