i’d like to introduce you to my new band: people i like!

I would expect actual “Y2K” fashion to be a little more apocalyptic

Just saw a hair accessory display advertising Y2K fashion. I would venture to guess that perhaps the marketing person who came up with this was not conscious in the year 2000?

Also less impressive at justifying insanity: Write a corporate memo in a serious style explaining and justifying the following points: -The floor is now lava -Promotion will now be decided based on staring contests -We have merged with a hive of bees. The Queen is your new CTO.

a message to san diego friends interested in saving a life! swab drive at UCSD tomorrow and wed, 10-2 @ Library Walk! AAPI folks especially needed, thank youuuu! ❤️❤️❤️🙏

thank you thank you thank you forever times infinity ❤️🙏 😭 now let’s keep this thing going!! 💪🏻❤️ help save my mom’s life and order your free swab kit here: https://t.co/ZIpLnyzbsT #amatchformamag

less than 24 hours in + we have over 2,000 people registered to be bone marrow donors in the US alone! 😭❤️🙌🏻 my family + i have been in tears for the better part of the last day. so immensely touched + grateful for all of the love and help spreading the word 🙏 #amatchformamag

My mom is sick and we need your help to save her ♥️ https://t.co/9thUtAlmto

Ok jk it was only 8. I love you. Muah! (9/9)

Thank you from my family and from the families of all the individuals looking for a bone marrow or stem cell donor. Let's find #AMatchForMamaG #beatcancer #cancersucks #myelofibrosis #fuckcancer https://t.co/gg7S7xwLNO (8/9)

especially if you have a lot of friends in the AAPI community (a Japanese donor has a greater chance of being a perfect match!) Any donors who aren’t a match for my mom might be a match for someone else—think of all the lives we could save! (7/9)

but we need to spread the word as far and as fast as possible since it takes new donors a month to get into the system. You can help by clicking the link in my bio to register for a free swab kit. You can share this message on your network, (6/9)

and a perfect match is hard to find, especially for people of color who are underrepresented in the registry. Registration is free and easy, just a cheek swab dropped in the mail, (5/9)

which progressed into Myelofibrosis two years ago. Her bone marrow is too scarred to produce new blood cells, and she needs to find a blood stem cell donor ASAP. Trouble is, you need to find a perfect match to have the best chance at success, (4/9)

But she isn’t done giving her gifts to the world, she has so much more light to bring, and we need your help to keep her here a bit longer. 23 years ago she was diagnosed with a rare blood cancer called Polycythemia Vera, (3/9)

Those of you who know me will know that my mom is an incredible human being who brings magic to everything she touches. She is a creative powerhouse and a selfless hero, and every day I ask myself how I can channel some of her magic into my own parenting. (2/9)

Hi friends. I have a huge favor to ask: My mom is fighting bone marrow cancer and we need to find her a donor as soon as possible—would you be willing to swab your cheek for a chance to save her life? Link to become a donor --> https://t.co/gg7S7xwLNO 🧵 (1/9)

This is pretty damning stuff

My book launch just got named a "Project We Love" by Kickstarter! We had an incredible first day of the campaign. Check it out or buy a copy of "Finding the Magic in Middle School" here! https://t.co/cR0FQD6zuV #ProjectWeLove

18 years ago today, I drew a little dragon and screamed a little song. Come celebrate #Trogday with the first new homepage in over 10 years. https://t.co/LLsdpZJKgG