I’m on your way 😀 please stay on the line

You can’t always get 50 bucks

it shouldn’t be this hard to celebrate sexuality with your dad. but here we are. again.

I can’t read italics

The subtle brilliance of a ghosts scare often go unnoticed

I had a roaring good time last night I’d love to see you again

I used AI to develop a Harming Machine

I wish they made AI for builders. AI for innovators. I wish they made AI for thought leaders. I feel so sick I need AI for founders AI for developers or I will kill myself

I bet you didn’t even search within yourself, considering you’d have found the truth there all along

Woke up freestyling again . .

☝️🧐 erm, a bit cheeky, innit..?

Some of my best drivers have been hard of hearing

You got it all wrong, peanutbutter aren’t meat

Excuse me, there appears to have been another murder ☝️🤓

I hate how familiars only seem to remember vital information concerning their masters when it is too late

Hanging out with the blue angels wives today

They are too dumb to be operating heavy machinery

Blue Angels are still losers

They should call it the passing on penalty because death sounds bad

Explaining to my production manager that the kids in the grade under me are babies