Steve Bongerman
@millshighlife69
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Red Wings enthusiast / CCHL survivor / chronic rum n coke drinker / actual alcoholic that happens to go to school in wisconsin / Brettzky WOF 1x
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“No, listen Darren Helm was the fastest skater in the league for like 5 years. He just had no hands that was the only thing holding him back”
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Jersey Mike is one sick fuck for making subs this good. It’s not fair to other subs honestly
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NFL players to their wives and girlfriends when they’re getting paid millions of dollars
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Hold on… they let us to get Friday again and USA hockey (do or die) plays today??? This me dancing on the left’s grave rn
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Have you ever been sexually attracted to chicken parm? Cuz I am. Every single day
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Brb about to meet God. Y’all need anything while I’m there?
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Call that a Mexican boob job the way I fuck up a couple breasts
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Man I need a gf
Getting really sick of needing 42 drinks only to say “‘scuse me” as I stumble to the pisser and spill my drink everywhere
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Let’s get Army v. ISIS football game
Settle this terrorism nonsense once and for all
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Anyone mind? This 6 pack is going down like water
Ball knowers know this flick
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I would absolutely HATE to get buckled on my couch watching the Lions tonight
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Me striking out with every girl at the bar but blacked-out mucking frozen pizzas with the boys
#Thursday
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Spotted this beauty outside the pub I’m at right now. What do we think fellas?
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“You drank all day Sunday and you’re drinking again tonight?”
Me:
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Me to the officer after he asks me to step out of the vehicle for the 10th time
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It’s crazy how you’re allowed to do this. Sunday funday incoming
Go Lions
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Charles Wesley Godwin is so mother (and I can’t stress this enough) fucking elite. Not a single song that you could skip on Family Ties
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If enjoying these beers makes me gay then just go ahead and bury me in a rainbow flag
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Yeah I’m yanking out a few of my ribs to top myself
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What’s the point of keeping beers in the office fridge if my boss is gonna get mad when I drink them?!
My bad I didn’t know I woke up in communist Russia
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Classic kind of drunk last night
Got lost on my way home and didn’t need any bong rips
Just fell asleep in my clothes and shoes on the floor next to my bed
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Me at the Make-A-Wish headquarters asking for the 49er’s cheerleading squad to run me over with an 18-wheeler
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Saying “yeahhhhh, here we gooooo” as I walk in to the Clam
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Sapporo and sushi about to make me start tweeting in Japanese
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Liking every hot girl from my hometown’s ig story before coming home for thanksgiving. You can’t build a castle on a foundation of sand 🤝
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I was once accused of having a substance abuse issue which is completely untrue. I actually really like substances and consume them regularly
I would never hurt them smh 🤦🏿♂️
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Parents asked me to do the gravy cuz I’m too drunk to do anything else
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Bad news boys… the doctor just called and said I’m allergic to a bad time
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Do you guys think I can get the LED Zyn sign or no?
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There’s a nice rack behind home plate at the Brewers game 🗣️🗣️‼️
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Me telling myself “Yzerplan” after watching Petry and Chiarot wrap it around the D zone 10 times in one shift
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Going to the liquor store with one thing in mind: Lions themed Miller Lites
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Me to my brother before starting our 10 day bender between now and New Years
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The MLB might be the only professional sports league where you can be a fat piece of shit and still make millions of dollars. I respect not hitting the gym at all and just going out there as a normal dude. That’s real shit. Am I wrong? Probably but I’m drunk so I don’t care
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I knew I was made for the trades when I would spend hours on this bad boy
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Red Wings afternoon hockey has me hard enough to rip a hole in my pants
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Back when iPhones had the fingerprint scanner I made my passcode the tip of my wiener and couldn’t get into my phone
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Actual footage of me talking to women at Red Rock tonight
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Carrie Underwood has me on all fours running circles around my living room
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This is a message to all Coors Lights in mke: you can run, but you cannot hide
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This probably feels so good for the water
WOW! This is what Jackson Falls looked like Monday afternoon, as torrential rain caused rapid snowmelt and flash flooding in the beloved White Mountains town located about two miles north of Story Land.
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We really got a garbage company to put their logo on our jerseys. What the fuck
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Hit the bong and stepped into the lab to make some pulled chicken quesadillas 🤝
(Ladies I’m 6’5 aha)
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Couldn’t tweet for 12 hours and this is what I woke up to. I let the liquor sing ‘Proud To Be An American’ last night 😮💨😮💨
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Got high before class and we’re watching a movie LFG
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Lil stir fry + beer action tonight
My farts are about to go nuclear
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Gonna get drunk and yell at 10 year olds on Chel. Am I 23? Yes. Is it 3:15 in the afternoon? Yes. Still gonna get drunk and break out this bad boy
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Adderall, two coffees, two cool mint Zyns, Rage
Let’s attack today
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Me watching this game with Pickens anytime TD in my parlay
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Hole said to me tonight “I know I’m an annoying texter” and my response was “at least you know.” Don’t come at me with any dumbass shit like that ever again
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Every fucking night I go to the Clam ends in pain. Is that gonna stop me? Fuck no
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Mama Bongerman showing off exceptional ball knowledge here
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Being a man means drinking beer and yelling at the TV while the girl cousins work on dinner 🤷♂️
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@drew_peacock91
My thumb simply cannot resist hitting the like button on ever single one of Drew Peacock’s tweets
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Yeah I become a reply guy when I’m shitfaced. Sue me
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Guy is walking around campus in a short sleeve shirt (38 degrees) with a snapback floating on his head. Save some pussy for the rest of us dude
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I have Tourette’s but my tick is that I order another rum n coke
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Singing ‘Rich Men North of Richmond’ for karaoke to piss of the libs at the bar
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I’m not good at Fantasy sports bc I spent my time playing real sports and getting pussy
(Me trying to cope with being in last place in two out of three leagues)
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It’s about time that I started feeling like myself again
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Don’t ✍️ wear ✍️ gray pants ✍️ when ✍️ you ✍️ have ✍️ terrible ✍️ swamp ass ✍️
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Showing my fantasy team to chicks at the bar and asking if I should take this trade
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These snap stories are getting out of hand. This thing took a hard fall from the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down
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