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Anne Wittig

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Ordinary person using powers of goofiness & budgeting for the greater good. Schedule your free consultation today at https://t.co/S2cedr6OI3

Bay Area, California
Joined January 2009
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Anne Wittig
5 years
I'm a finalist in @CalLutheranSOM's PRiME Competition: My research is about a savings product that motivates new savers. Anything I win, I'll use to support my research (after an ice cream w/family). Please vote & share! Thank you! #CalLutheranSOM #clusom
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7 years
I want to explain what we're talking about when we say that transgender people need anti-discrimination protections in health care. Because I think some of you really don't understand what this means, or might perceive our reaction as dramatic. But it's not. šŸ§µšŸ‘‡šŸ¼
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Anne Wittig
7 years
My @disneyemoji score tells me it’s time to watch @sense8 again.
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Anne Wittig
7 years
Someone is wearing enough cologne to fill the entire coffee shop. Now, I don’t like the smell of coffee (I’m here for tea) but I still wouldn’t deprive other people of it 😜
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Anne Wittig
7 years
Honestly, Anne vs. Mosquito went about as you’d expect Cat vs. Mosquito to go, just with a wad of toilet paper and significantly less gracefulness. Spoiler alert: the mosquito dies in both.
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7 years
@mills0509 That might be the beginning of the end of our two-party system. With the way it’s been working of late, I’m not sure that’d be a bad thing.
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Anne Wittig
7 years
What if those running against the current president teamed up now - if all the democrats said if they won they’d have Weld as VP & if he said that if he won then the VP would be the winner of the democratic primary? What if everyone said that both parties can do better together?
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Anne Wittig
7 years
I’m not really one for wear-a-certain-thing/color holidays, but I’d probably buy a shirt that says in sparkly green letters ā€œpinch me to lose a limb or organā€ or something like that
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7 years
Two supposedly moderate GA churches wouldn't let me speak there because they were afraid to alienate their Trump supporters. Their Jesus supporters, they're fine alienating. Church, this is why people are leaving you: not because of what you say now, but because of your silence.
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Anne Wittig
7 years
I think the story of Jesus has a message for anyone who complains there are no ā€œgoodā€ candidates: We humans eliminate messengers of Good, because that message challenges us to step outside our comfortable echo chambers and treat others as if they have God in them. #LentThought
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Anne Wittig
7 years
ā€œI smell the Bird I want to eat, but it is in the Big Scary Water.ā€
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Anne Wittig
7 years
I love #dragonprince. I could say more but then I’d probably say too much and that’s not what Twitter is for so just watch the show 😜
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Anne Wittig
7 years
When the kids are both eagerly competing in a chore war before church...
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Jon Esparza
7 years
Goodnight my CRAZIES. As artists, we’re our own biggest critics. But somewhere, somebody’s always enjoying something we’ve created.
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Anne Wittig
7 years
More random iPad tracing from ... *looks at watch* >.> .... erm ... half a decade ago now >.> #AvatarTheLastAirbender #toph #appa #frozen #BeautyAndTheBeast #momo #sven
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Anne Wittig
7 years
Lol found some old random iPad tracing fun
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Anne Wittig
7 years
Also he’s changed the petition in the Prayers of Intercession to ā€œLord in your mercy,ā€ ā€œthere are cats.ā€ I actually agree. #purryhealingcat
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Anne Wittig
7 years
I think my unicorn only got an AAAA+ because there is an imaginary rainbow in the mane.
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Anne Wittig
7 years
8yo drew a dragon and told me to draw one, and then graded my quick church bulletin dragon doodle.
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Anne Wittig
7 years
Three reasons why my life is great:
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