Volkswagen Italy, please never change your Instagram handle.

I know to outsiders who either don’t follow me or are new it looks like I whinge a lot, but I’m glad that those who get my shitpost in-jokes get them 🤣 . You guys are awesome!.

I should have explained the joke… The bus… that bus is the joke… thankfully I have airport parking….

Welcomed home

Which then makes me question… why do I always feel so shy and awkward when people are nice to me… it’s like I feel I should always just work away in the background unnoticed. Sigh, it’s that overthinking people pleasing thing again isn’t it 🤷🏻‍♀️ - adds that to list of things to.

Boarding this baby airbus home ✈️ . Bye New Zealand, you’ve been an amazing relaxing birthday week, and just the recharge I needed. I get taken aback just how friendly and welcoming everyone is, even though it makes me a little awkward at times ❤️

Watching boomers arguing with the e-gates… . Mate, all you have to do is stand on the feet, look at the camera and wait for a green tick… not try and force push the gates open like you’re exiting a Coles 🤦🏻‍♀️.

What do you mean I just tap on my credit card to board public transport… I don’t have to buy a $6 card just to take one trip while I’m here? And you also take Amex? What is this absolute wizardry 🧙‍♂️.

My exercise quota for the day was used up to get this photo of Auckland 🤭

Ok, this will definitely do for the weekend 🥰🥰

Controversial opinion: but New Zealanders drive so much better than Australians 🤭

The dashboard and map is very pretty though.

Not me just realising this Polestar has onboard google maps integration with its own data sim card that tells me the battery percentage on arrival and if I need to charge on route 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️ . I was using Apple CarPlay this whole time 🙄

All I wanted for my birthday was to switch off for a bit and have a bit of a zen out, cause those that know me know I always seem stressed and can’t sit still 🤣 - hence the trip over to Rotarua NZ to relax. Checked into Wai-Ariki Spa. Was treated to the hot and tea pools,

Spent the afternoon at Hells Gate covering myself in geothermal mud 🤭🤭 - feeling exfoliated already 🧘

Good morning Rotorua NZ ☁️

And look I know this all sounds mundane and wank but I actually get really excited when I try new things 🤷🏻‍♀️🤣.

Ok so I figured out of to download an app, plug the thing in and start the thing charging… . Look at me being all tech and environmental 🤭🤣 - also yeah I couldn’t be bothered parking properly 🤣

Asked for an EV as petrol is ridiculously expensive… got given a Polestar 2… . Took a bit to get used to, but I’m loving this thing… I heard that EVs have instant torque, but this is just way too much fun! 🤩

One of life’s happiness is an automatic on demand pancake maker 🥞

That NZTD to arrive in the country is so easy and so well done 😱 - meanwhile Australia still uses those stupid paper cards…. When you travel, why does Australia feel like it’s running Windows ME 🤦🏻‍♀️🤣.