So the anti-insider trading bill, allegedly designed to reign in Nancy Pelosi, is vehemently objected to by. Republicans! Got it.

History will tell the tale of millions of people who unseated democracy by believing in elaborate lies while smearing anyone they didn't like as "a pedo". Unfortunately for them, it turned out their leader and hero really IS one. Awkward.

Anyone sane out there still feel that Virginia Giuffre committed "suicide"?.

Trump is too busy screaming that the election five years ago was stolen to admit that he even rigs his golf game at his own golf course!!!.

My guesses as to who Ghislaine Maxwell will name as child molesters:. Jack Smart.Letitia James.Fani Willis.Rosie O'Donnell.Matt Stone and Trey Parker.Taylor Swift.Robert DeNiro.Hunter Biden.

Not to be a Negtative Nancy, but. When Hillary inevitably sputters that none of what comes out about her hubby is true, won't we all too vividly remember her calling Monica a filthy liar and opportunist?.

Best new name for Cheryl Hines: The Marvelous Mrs. Measles.

So it was Donald Trump who had the pizza stand. .

Trump never did a drawing--except for the time he did a drawing! And he's never used the word "enigma"--except for the time he used the word "enigma"! Nothing to see here. Move on!.

If Donald Trump had ever done something to merit real respect, rather than terrorizing everyone in his path to faux-respect him out of fear, don't you think a lot of people (including himself) would be happier today?.

Spectacular stage musicals! An ice show! Endless buffets! And people kissing my ass! Yes, I went on my first cruise and I lived to tell about it. I LOVED it. But wait till I tell you about the nightly "gay mixer". Read more.

To any MAGAs still claiming that Trump’s playing 5D chess: So you’re rejoicing that the Prez is sitting on a list of pedos who are undoubtedly still raping kids, but he’s going to wait a year to release it to help the GOP in the midterms? And that’s your BEST case?.

MAGA madness update: Climate change isn't real. The election wasn't real. The recounts weren't real. The insurrection wasn't real. Covid wasn't real. The vaccine wasn't real. Trans isn't real. And now the Epstein files are not real. And we're up to date.

This will turn out like Barr's rosy interpretation of the Mueller Report. Pam Bondi (and Trump) will personally decide what is "credible" in the Epstein files (which don't exist, but they do, but they don't) and she will then release stuff that doesn't harm the GOP.

Sorry, MAGAts. Superman is a big hit!. "On Monday, there will be tarrifs on Krypton!"--writer Bill Lesserd.

Relax, everyone. I'm sure Trump means that the Epstein files are inaccurate because he was actually there a lot MORE than it says.

MAGA's response to the statements from Ken Paxton's wife, whom he cheated on and publicly humiliated, are typically sensitive: "Is she deranged? What kind of garbage person would come out with this NOW?".

Remember when Trump claimed that migrants were taking away "black jobs"? Funny, it now seems that it's him who's the one doing that.

RT @theserfstv: Should probably be mentioned that Chaya Raichik aka Libs of TikTok's entire career centered around falsely smearing LGBTQ+….

No Epstein files to be released? Bill Clinton hasn't been this relieved since Hilary lost.