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michael musto

@mikeymusto

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Writer, commentator, observer. Rides bike.

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Not to be a Negtative Nancy, but. When Hillary inevitably sputters that none of what comes out about her hubby is true, won't we all too vividly remember her calling Monica a filthy liar and opportunist?.
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michael musto
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Best new name for Cheryl Hines: The Marvelous Mrs. Measles.
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michael musto
6 days
So it was Donald Trump who had the pizza stand. .
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michael musto
7 days
Trump never did a drawing--except for the time he did a drawing! And he's never used the word "enigma"--except for the time he used the word "enigma"! Nothing to see here. Move on!.
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8 days
If Donald Trump had ever done something to merit real respect, rather than terrorizing everyone in his path to faux-respect him out of fear, don't you think a lot of people (including himself) would be happier today?.
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michael musto
9 days
Spectacular stage musicals! An ice show! Endless buffets! And people kissing my ass! Yes, I went on my first cruise and I lived to tell about it. I LOVED it. But wait till I tell you about the nightly "gay mixer". Read more.
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michael musto
9 days
To any MAGAs still claiming that Trump’s playing 5D chess: So you’re rejoicing that the Prez is sitting on a list of pedos who are undoubtedly still raping kids, but he’s going to wait a year to release it to help the GOP in the midterms? And that’s your BEST case?.
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michael musto
11 days
MAGA madness update: Climate change isn't real. The election wasn't real. The recounts weren't real. The insurrection wasn't real. Covid wasn't real. The vaccine wasn't real. Trans isn't real. And now the Epstein files are not real. And we're up to date.
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michael musto
11 days
This will turn out like Barr's rosy interpretation of the Mueller Report. Pam Bondi (and Trump) will personally decide what is "credible" in the Epstein files (which don't exist, but they do, but they don't) and she will then release stuff that doesn't harm the GOP.
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michael musto
12 days
Sorry, MAGAts. Superman is a big hit!. "On Monday, there will be tarrifs on Krypton!"--writer Bill Lesserd.
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michael musto
13 days
Relax, everyone. I'm sure Trump means that the Epstein files are inaccurate because he was actually there a lot MORE than it says.
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michael musto
15 days
MAGA's response to the statements from Ken Paxton's wife, whom he cheated on and publicly humiliated, are typically sensitive: "Is she deranged? What kind of garbage person would come out with this NOW?".
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michael musto
17 days
Remember when Trump claimed that migrants were taking away "black jobs"? Funny, it now seems that it's him who's the one doing that.
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18 days
RT @theserfstv: Should probably be mentioned that Chaya Raichik aka Libs of TikTok's entire career centered around falsely smearing LGBTQ+….
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michael musto
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No Epstein files to be released? Bill Clinton hasn't been this relieved since Hilary lost.
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michael musto
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RT @EileenforCO: Seeing Lauren Boebert on the steps of the capitol and the back door of the White House smiling about kicking people off th….
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michael musto
23 days
How did we go from "Immigrants are eating your pets" to "Alligators are eating your immigrants"?.
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michael musto
27 days
Hey, MAGAs: The GOP is lying to you. They say they want to cut out able bodied people and "illegals" getting Medicaid, but they really just want to gut the whole thing to benefit the rich. Oh, I forgot. You don't like conspiracy theories when they're true.
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michael musto
27 days
Republicans spent Pride month singing "YMCA" and calling their benefactor "daddy". And so did I.
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michael musto
28 days
Hands off Melania--she's a true citizen. She got here on an Epstein VISA!.
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