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Comedy writer/maker - BBC open radio comedy show creds, 'The Donkey of news' & writing a book of comedy story-sketches (in progress)
England, United Kingdom
Joined November 2021
Joan Anderson, the Australian who came up with the name for the hula hoop has sadly died at 101. Her funeral will be well attended, as she moved in so many circles. #jokes #SundayFunday #sillysunday #btnrejects
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Nice work @BritishComedy on today's amazing comedy conference. π We salute you (Benny Hill style).
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Anyone going to @BritishComedy conference on Saturday? See you there! Message me on Bluesky for a faster response. π
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Hello, I'm officially off to Bluesky now as there is so little activity here and it's owned by doctor evil. Join me at: https://t.co/DtP9lvdVpB Thanks, and see you there. ππ¦π¦
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Don't forget to Trump for Trump, to honour his visit.
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Someone should make a film about this... https://t.co/dkUwKPr9to
bbc.co.uk
Sisters Bernadette, Regina and Rita needed a locksmith to get back into their convent, defying Church leaders.
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Why not rebrand your government department: - Defence is now War... - Trade is now the 'Tariff tombola'... - Maybe Science could be ' the Ministry of Magic'...
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Mandleson applies for job as potato farmer as he's always got the sack. #newsjokes
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The UK national phone alert was tested for critical situations, like war, floods and problems with the till at Costa. #newsjokes #UKAlertTest
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The #fullfatlegend did NOT disappoint. Thank you #Gregdavies amazing show last night πππ
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David Bowie's secret final project will be displayed at the V&A. It's hard to know his intentions with the score, as there were so many ch-ch-changes... #newsjokes #Bowie
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A shipyard in Rosyth hopes to win a deal with the Danish Navy. That would certainly bring in the bacon. #newsjokes #rosyth
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Writing some sketches - it's taken a while to work out the formula, but I've now absorbed all the available info and therefore run out of excuses not to write anything. π€£π #WritingCommunity
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Breaking news and a raspberry.
BREAKING: White House releases video of Trump on the golf course to dispel rumors heβs dead.
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Thanks to 'here comes the Guillotine' for reading out my email about Scottish Gandalf and more, in this week''s episode: #herecomestheguillotine
https://t.co/tYuzmMHmAN
pocketcasts.com
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Thanks to "What we do in the shadows' crepe paper is always 'creepy paper...' in our house.
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Never show off in a museum, you might make an exhibition of yourself. #dailypun #jokes #laughoriwillwritemore
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Did Hatha Yoga class this morning - next time I might do a whole one. #dailypun #sillysaturday
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A reading scheme supported by Dolly Parton could soon be expanded, to help more children across Wakefield. The libraries are open from 9 to 5 and the books all feature a bad person called Jolene. #btnnb #breakingthenewsrejects #jokes #dollyparton
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A conman who posed as a nurse, a handyman and an electrician, has been jailed for nine years. The Judge said that he should have posed as a half-decent plumber, as they are much harder to find. #btnnb #breakingthenews #breakingthenewsrejects
#jokedump #jokes
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