Dear Mr. Jerry Jones,. This preseason defensive flop has me cryin’ into my cowboy hat. Please, for the love of Texas, pay Micah Parsons a BILLION dollars! He’s our only hope to stop these QBs. Keep Micah happy, and save Cowboys Nation from more heartbreak. -Desperate Fan. P.S.

cowboys joe milton has an absolute cannon for an arm 💪🏿🎯. madden ratings:. throwing power - 99.throwing accuracy - 1. #DallasCowboys

dallas cowboys first half so bad, even CeeDee Lamb got trucked by a ref!! 🫠. wtf is going on!! 🤬🤬

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🚨 SHEDEUR SANDERS SHUTS UP THE DOUBTERS! 🚨. NFL slept on him—5th round (Pick 144) to the Browns. 31 teams passed. Why? Bad interviews? Deion’s “circus”? Weak arm? 🤔 Still no clear answer. Browns buried him at QB4, gave him little camp reps, then threw him into the preseason

every NFL team GM that passed on Shedeur Sanders right now 🫠🫠

🚨😎LEGENDARY Shedeur Sanders hits the NFL preseason! 🏈 This LEGEND’s about to sling iconic passes and leave defenders shook. Panthers, brace for LEGEND status! #ShedeurTheLegend

🚨🏈 HOT TAKE INCOMING: The NFL’s new kickoff rule is either GENIUS or a total BUST! Half the fans say it’s spicing up returns, half say it’s turning football into flag football. 🤔 Drop your take—love it or hate it?. (The receiving team will now receive the ball at its 35-yard

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🏈🚨 NFL IS BACK, BABY! 🚨🏈. Yeah, it’s “just” preseason… but tell that to my heart racing at the first whistle! The hits, the hype, the endless debates—who’s your breakout star this year? . Football szn has arrived, even if it’s warming up. Let’s GOOO! 🔥🔥🔥.

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.@DezBryant 🙅🏻‍♂️🙅🏻‍♂️🙅🏻‍♂️

Man, I miss the old days when Tony Romo and Dez Bryant were lightin’ up the field! 🏈 That connection was straight-up electric ⚡️—Romo’s clutch throws and Dez’s insane catches had us all hyped! Nothing like those Cowboys moments. #ThrowUpTheX #DallasCowboys.

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Jerry Jones every time a reporter asks him to explain why the Dallas Cowboys haven’t signed Micah Parsons to long term deal 🫠

🚨🚨 BREAKING #DallasCowboys . Micah Parsons’ contract talks stalling and he is a “hold-in” at camp, things are getting tense in Dallas. 😬 He’s a beast with 52.5 sacks already—But Jerry’s dragging his feet. I hope it doesn’t happen, but if the Cowboys wanted to trade, which