Mike Majlak
@mikemajlak
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author of “the fifth vital”. 1/2 of Impaulsive. lead janitor on the night shift. also good at internet business stuff. insta: heybigmike
Los Angeles, CA
Joined April 2011
the real joke is gonna be when you see what all the “pushin’ 40” people are doing when they’re pushin’ 40.
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one thing i am not for lately is all the jay-z slander. you can disinclude him from goat talks if you’re too young to understand that everything you see nowadays is brick foundation that jay laid out. all this mainstream crossover is a result of his architecture. all this.
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sydney sweeney “cancelled” for being too hot. joey swollz “cancelled” for dressing up as a wrestler. feels like we’re moving back towards 2018 and i don’t like it.
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RT @TBC_on_X: Are you tired of bad breath messing up every interaction you have with women? . Well, @mikemajlak's @getbreathdeath just migh….
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new night shift touring the world’s #1 ranked food city. def wanna get some snack for this one.
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today we launched @getbreathdeath, an all-natural disruptor to the stale oral health space. no flavors—just organic peppermint oil and active zinc which is clinically proven to kill bad breath. really hope you guys like it.
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we got jeff kissing sydney thomas before gta6.
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😭😭😭😭.
Ozzy’s final performance from just a few weeks ago singing “Mama I’m Coming Home.”
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RIP to the Prince of Darkness Ozzy. lived more in 76 years than anyone before him. all gas no brakes, one final show, out like a legend. 🦇🦇🦇.
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IBIZA MOVIE is out for your viewing consumption: get some snacks and go tune in. no sponsors lately just doing this for you guys at this point lol
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