Mike Majlak
@mikemajlak
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author of “the fifth vital”. 1/3 of Impaulsive. lead janitor on the night shift. also good at internet business stuff. insta: heybigmike
Los Angeles, CA
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HOW FAST DID AIRPORT SECURITY CHANGE AFTER 9/11? WHY ARE WE NOT DOING THE SAME FOR OUR KIDS?
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right now there’s a billionaire on a yacht somewhere with a big titty wife and he hasn’t had a good belly laugh all year. if ur laughing in a shitty honda accord on the way to a dead end job, you are legitimately beating that man. never forget that shit.
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as someone who has worked with security for years, they can’t just punch non-threats in the face. this is an arrest and lawsuit, 100% guaranteed, especially in CA. the only reason these little streamers have massive guards is so they can go cause trouble, instigate fights, then…
Corinna Kopf and friends left furious after Jack Doherty’s bodyguard assaults a man outside a party during a Kick stream
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tiktok is the most toxic platform on the internet because it is inhabited almost entirely by a generation who never got rocked in the jaw for saying something they shouldn’t have.
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sudden cardiac arrest is the leading cause of death in young/student athletes. here is list of some athletes lost before COVID or the vaccine ever existed.
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after many attempts over the years, this afternoon i received a full pardon from the state of connecticut. as of today, i am no longer a felon in the united states of america . one of the few remaining stains finally washed clean and another proof point that we do recover.
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as an american, regardless of party, this needs to upset you. a lot.
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AND DEJI!! DEJI!! you looked great mate! you deserved it 1000%. congrats brother.
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i haven’t said much, but i’ll say this: women are not your property, not your slaves, and you’re not entitled to anything from them, regardless of their profession. no one pushing that antiquated narrative should be idly allowed to indoctrinate the youth.
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I CANNOT ESCAPE ANDREW TATE HE IS EVERYWHERE I OPENED MY REFRIGERATOR AND HALF EXPECTED THE MOTHERFUCKER TO BE IN THERE TOO
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@CensoredMen
at least he’s honest. rather he say this than pretend to be an expert like everybody else.
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logan just went the distance with one of the best of all-time. w.
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this one hurts. i hate this battle that some of us fight, but it always brings me hope knowing we don’t fight it alone. well, today we lost one of our brothers way too soon and that really sucks 💔
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not that he wasn’t soft already, but josie is turning logan into a freaking beanie baby version of himself. i texted him asking what he was doing he goes “petting horsies kissing my girlfriend”. meanwhile ksi is probably in camden somewhere lifting and drinking nails. unreal.
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@dohertyjackk
bro honestly all this shit is gonna catch up to you. i know you’re a kid and you’re making mistakes. i did the same. but i promise you’re gonna look back at these days in such wild embarrassment it’s not even funny.
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@iluminatibot
father of 3 in Melbourne: “honey pack the car, put grandma in the garbage, we gotta leave Australia NOW.”
mom: “babe we just bought this house? where are we going?! And why?!!”
father: “not sure but an Illuminati account on twitter said we gotta go so we gotta go. NOW.”
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wasn’t supposed to see 22, thank you GOD for 37 today. what a trip!!
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last night lana did a feature dance at a club in nyc for fun. she got BURIED in singles. she walked off stage immediately went to the manager and said “can you get any girls who are having a slow night on stage pls” and proceeded to toss every. single. dollar on them. boss shit.
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lana just said it would have been less embarrassing if i got head from dr. phil himself 😂😂😂
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in 2020 I:
celebrated ten years clean
spent the entire year sober
put out a usa today bestseller
hit one million youtube subs
...then two million youtube subs
recorded 100+ epic podcasts
became a millionaire
fell in love
entering 2021 thankful as hell and hungry for more.
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ALL I CAN HEAR IS LETS GO CHAMP. MY NIGHTMARE IS BACK.
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@FaZe_Rain
hey brother. just sent you a dm. i know you don’t know me but maybe i can help. let’s talk.
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if you have tiktok...your personal data isn’t safe from the chinese.
if you don’t have tiktok...your personal data isn’t safe from the chinese.
don’t let security fears be the reason you stop lip-syncing and renegading.
stop because you look like a fucking moron.
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damn and i thought my interruptions on impaulsive were bad 😂😂 what a mess.
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“ill take a shot with you later. lady im in the middle of a dick sucking controversy” hahahahahahaha
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THEY SAID THIS IS THAT BOYS WEEK. GIVE THAT MAN HIS IDENTITY 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
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never thought id ever put out a breakup video but this one was necessary. amara has very much become a part of our lives and i wanted the story told my way before others could tarnish what was an incredible relationship and part of my journey. appreciate your love and patience ❤️
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they asked for jake to fight a real boxer. he showed up. he went the distance with a bloodline fighter for an extremely close fight. make the adjustments and run it back.
#PaulFury
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rough night. car ran a red light and smoked me. i don’t treat myself to much and this was the one thing i really ever bought myself. really sad but happy to be ok cuz i know it could be worse 🙏🏻
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i’ve been in london for 24 hours and so far i’ve done an impaulsive with jidion, done and impaulsive with the sidemen, been offered ecstacy six times, had a very, very strange threesome, and watched a man with tits inject heroin into his cock on a stage.
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you gotta give
@BryceHall
props for walking up to brad tho real talk. that only ends one way and the kid still stepped up!
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youtube 5-1. hacker should switch to youtube. great event much entertainment.
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yesterday i lost my grandma jane. for those who read my story, you know her impact on my life. i am at peace knowing that i turned things around in time to make her proud, and to rekindle her relationship with my mother. nonetheless, i will miss her very, very much 💔
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Last night i was laying in bed and i heard Logan going into his bedroom to sleep and he stopped and said “c’mon kong” down the stairs cuz it’s like a reflex for him and then i just heard his door close i almost kinda cried.
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now that it’s been confirmed that wasn’t nina, the main question is who is that girl 🤔
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contesting the two point takeaway with the commission. no warning. props to
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but that two pointer decided the fight. let’s see what happens.
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just watched the fight back. logan landed 5 more punches, landed more power punches, drew blood. he literally won the fight. that two point deduction for a tiny little tap after the drop literally fucked logan completely. its over. jj won. but such a bullshit outcome.
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this whole “it was just a joke” thing is starting to get tested on people’s jaws and i couldn’t be happier.
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also kudos to the KO’ed kid he got right back up. might need a call from misfits 😂
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i’m the nicest person on earth until you give me a reason not to be.
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remember all the times you worried and it all worked out anyways? what makes you think this time is different? you’re gonna be just fine.
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this is gonna sound insane but maybe he like…loves her. they’re both happy you should try it sometime.
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if you call for police reform, it doesn’t make you a cop hater.
if you applaud peaceful protests, you are not a riot supporter.
if you call out trump’s bullshit, you are not a bleeding liberal.
stop with the damn labels. here, on earth, we just call it common sense.
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i will address all this skank ass bullshit at a later time but i have a very mad, very beautiful girl i need to go make things right with right now. wish me luck. love you all (except for all you clout chasing hoes)
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the extrajudicial killing of citizens is wrong. riots, violence, and looting is wrong. the majority of police are not racists or murderers. the majority of protestors are not thugs or criminals. do NOT feed into the fringe left and right narrative. stay focused.
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what if we wake up tomorrow and all our phones say december 32nd 2020
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imagine being mr. beast and your video gets under 100 million views and you have to have a strategy session and find out what went wrong 😂
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YEAH BRO RYAN GARCIA THE FUCKING INFLUENCER BOXER ISN’T MANIC HE ACTUALLY HAS THE SECRETS OF VATICAN AND THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE IN HIS FUCKING IPHONE RN AND IS WAKING US ALL UP ARE YOU PEOPLE FUCKING SERIOUS
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somebody in adin’s ig live chat said go live with jeffrey epstein and adin deadass goes idk him is he in my chat? 😂😂😂
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never been bullied by so many 14 year olds in my life as this past week. bout to start telling motherfuckers santa clause ain’t real and see how they feel bout that.
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wake up today and teach your mom how to not become a karen.
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yes dillon i did have an opiate problem 13 years ago like many Americans sadly do. it is an ever-growing issue that doesn’t get enough attention. I am proud of myself for overcoming it and acting as an inspiration to the millions who still suffer.
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