hey babe i liked your selfie where is my special surprise in dms 😅😅 you werent lying in ur caption right.

the term newgen has had disastrous results on our community.

once you ditch all your day ones your vocal chords change and ur able to do the rich laugh.

i think its healthy to wake up everyday and have your brain tells you it wants to die.

misery tuesday.

thinking back to when me and all my boyfriend mutuals would retweet eachothers selfies and wed makeout all the time #misstheolddays.

hey @ grok which of my oonga boongas are the most likely to be my boongy shmoongys based on loonga shmoonga.

tapping in

i can tell people are so different because when my friend is happy and in relationships she starts to tweet more but if im tweeting a lot its because im in the worst possible state of all time.

misery sunday.

never kill yourself

girls be like my love language is receiving gifts.

cat ina circle

cigarettes and caffeine are bad for you? then tell me why my headache goes away and im more relaxed after cigs and an energy drink. stupid ass.

yes i kink shame. why are you into that. you shouldnt be.

my gspot is on my head for when girls pat my head lovingly.

just goonslop.

these are the worst proportions i have ever seen.

seeing people my age go out and have fun with their friends and im on overwatch.