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pro·gram·mer/ˈprōˌgramər/ Noun: A person who writes computer programs. I am both more and less than this. @googledevexpert in Web Tech. My opinions are my own.

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@mikegeyser
mike geyser ⟨ 🐘 ⁄ ⟩
7 years
<🐘/> is now my personal brand.
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@HTTPArchive
HTTP Archive 💾
3 years
🚨 Introducing the 2022 Web Almanac, our annual "state of the web" report! 🔖 https://t.co/iJ2jegCnvA 22 chapters 108 contributors 8M websites analyzed 44 TB of data processed 785 queries written Join us in celebrating the release of our fourth edition and spread the word! 🎉
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The Web Almanac is an annual state of the web report combining the expertise of the web community with the data and trends of the HTTP Archive.
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@mikegeyser
mike geyser ⟨ 🐘 ⁄ ⟩
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And while I know it's in poor taste, the only reason I'm resorting to twitter is because there's radio silence on github issues. :( https://t.co/ME2f8nK5w1
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@mikegeyser
mike geyser ⟨ 🐘 ⁄ ⟩
3 years
Hey @RealWebPageTest folks, why did you remove all of the container images off of dockerhub? I know they were out of date, but we were reliant on them. No heads up, just gone. It really sucks. :( https://t.co/Pon4gKMQa4
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@AlyssaAGoodman
Alyssa A. Goodman
3 years
Here's a 1-minute video showing--in the words of visualization hero @EdwardTufte--the "compared to what" factor for today's amazing @NASAWebb image. Thanks to the @WWTelescope for making this possible, and @ADavidWeigel. I only wish @NASA and @POTUS had shown the image this way!
@ADavidWeigel
A David Weigel
3 years
@AlyssaAGoodman @NASAWebb And you can zoom on the first one (SMACS 0723) interactively here in @WWTelescope:
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NASA
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It's here–the deepest, sharpest infrared view of the universe to date: Webb's First Deep Field. Previewed by @POTUS on July 11, it shows galaxies once invisible to us. The full set of @NASAWebb's first full-color images & data will be revealed July 12: https://t.co/63zxpNDi4I
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@EqualExperts
EqualExperts
4 years
In this article, Tom S., a software engineer @JohnLewisRetail, explains why a stale cached response, if available, will more often than not provide a better customer experience than an error page. Here's more: https://t.co/YlWg8htlHa #softwareengineering #customerexperience
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Hi, I’m Tom, a software engineer at John Lewis & Partners, one of my primary focuses is to improve the performance and resilience of the…
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mike geyser ⟨ 🐘 ⁄ ⟩
4 years
I love how someone half-heartedly tried to peel the sticker and just kind of gave up.
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mike geyser ⟨ 🐘 ⁄ ⟩
4 years
Don’t mind me, I’m just standing in the middle of the science museum crying over a silly little computer. (I didn’t expect to have this many feelings about it. )
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@mikegeyser
mike geyser ⟨ 🐘 ⁄ ⟩
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Good morning, London.
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@RobertGReeve
Robert G. Reeve
5 years
So. They know my mom's toothpaste. They know I was at my mom's. They know my Twitter. Now I get Twitter ads for mom's toothpaste. Your data isn't just about you. It's about how it can be used against every person you know, and people you don't. To shape behavior unconsciously.
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@RobertGReeve
Robert G. Reeve
5 years
I'm back from a week at my mom's house and now I'm getting ads for her toothpaste brand, the brand I've been putting in my mouth for a week. We never talked about this brand or googled it or anything like that. As a privacy tech worker, let me explain why this is happening. 🧵
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Evolving the CLS metric (for web vitals)
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Plans for improving the CLS metric to be more fair to long-lived pages.
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@sundarpichai
Sundar Pichai
5 years
...and we're back:) Join us May 18-20 for #GoogleIO live, online, and free for everyone. https://t.co/763eVjWpYE
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@W_TechShoutOuts
Tambua.Women.In.Tech
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Hey amazing people👋, meet @pamelaahill our #womenintech feature for this week's #shoutout🙂.She is a second-generation #coder who holds a BSc IT & BSc (Hons) Computer Science degrees from @UPTuks - South Africa. She has 20+ years of experience writing desktop,web & mobile apps💪
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@robertnyman
Robert Nyman
5 years
I'm very proud and happy to be working with great people on something which will make things better for almost every web developer and user out there! 😃🙌🎉
@ChromiumDev
Chrome for Developers
5 years
You told us what you needed, and we listened! In 2021, we aim to eliminate the five top compatibility pain points on the web: Google blog post: https://t.co/QiNWJWQNLL Microsoft: https://t.co/GSkMJwHAqA
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@mikegeyser
mike geyser ⟨ 🐘 ⁄ ⟩
5 years
It's beer o'clock. 🍻
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@GerybBg
Gergana Young
5 years
First time wrangling StreamYard at @JoziJs tonight!!! Only 2 small hiccups so far 😅 @dunxen is chatting to us about #wasm
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@mikegeyser
mike geyser ⟨ 🐘 ⁄ ⟩
5 years
I thought this was about WASM but we're learning about bitcoin? Epic! 🤔
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@mikegeyser
mike geyser ⟨ 🐘 ⁄ ⟩
5 years
And we're live! First up is @dunxen talking about WASM. https://t.co/ktP53rSirB
@JoziJs
Jozi.js
5 years
Join us for Jozi.js Online this Thursday, 18 March 2021 from 18:30 - 19:45 CAT. 🌍 This month we have: - A Whimsical Walkthrough of Wasm Proposals by @dunxen, - What you should know about the Core Web Vitals by @mikegeyser https://t.co/UFYeWs9AlN
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mike geyser ⟨ 🐘 ⁄ ⟩
5 years
I'm going to be speaking about the Web Vitals at @JoziJs this evening. Come along and have a watch, if you're interested. The stream starts at 18:30 SAST / 16:30 GMT. :)
@JoziJs
Jozi.js
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Join us for Jozi.js Online this Thursday, 18 March 2021 from 18:30 - 19:45 CAT. 🌍 This month we have: - A Whimsical Walkthrough of Wasm Proposals by @dunxen, - What you should know about the Core Web Vitals by @mikegeyser https://t.co/UFYeWs9AlN
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