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Absolutely fake account of the life of a basketball coach
In the lottery, like always
Joined June 2009
From Conference Finals officiating crew: "Sorry about that. Stern's orders." Hmm, I don't get that one. #Blazeryearbook.
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From Sabonis: "I have seen better officiating in Soviet Lithuania, where calls are made by village goat." #Blazeryearbook.
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From Rasheed: "Your coaching is as inexplicable as this white spot in my hair". I assume "inexplicable" means good. #Blazeryearbook.
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Looking through my yearbook from my days coaching the Blazers. All of the guys signed it. A lot of nice messages in here.
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Ricky Davis exercised his player option. Apparently Sterling's plan to have him hire Anthony Carter's agent failed. Welcome back, Ricky!.
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Again, I recommend following @mikeduhleavy as a backup plan. I'm sure he apologizes for having 100+ updates today. Won't happen again.
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For no reason whatsoever, I'd suggest following @mikeduhleavy. No reason at all. But just in case. @mikeduhleavy. May sound familiar to you.
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So confused. You mean all these people didn't actually email Simmons? http://bit.ly/oXdmN My whole world is shattered.
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Stayed late at the office to do some homework. Reading up on "satire" and "parody". Apparently I'm not the only one who needs to.
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RT @StephenHinden hey, this is fake: @mikedunleavy confirmed w/ @myclippernation since you were pimping this guy earlier, let your ppl know.
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Kelsey Grammar in the offices today! He's hoping to be our new Celebrity Clipper Fan. Hope he gets it. Big fan of his work on "Back to You".
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Sounds like a plan! RT @garyucf: let Mr. Sterling know that the luxury tax is like a luxury car, it's actually really quite exquisite.
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Camp playoff games start at 3pm. To give the kids the true Clipper experience, I'm sending them home at noon. #CampDunleavy.
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Ok, back to the drills! More real-world stuff: having the kids play in a gym with the stands half-empty. #CampDunleavy.
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Don Sterling, business genius: Sterling just told the campers he'd only draft Griffin if each of them gave $20. Easy money! #CampDunleavy.
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Why do people keep sending me messages about Tony LaRussa? I don't even like baseball! I'm a basketball coach, people!.
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#CampDunleavy: Doing some drills to simulate game situations. Gave the kids a 15 point lead with 12 minutes remaining and had them blow it.
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#CampDunleavy update: Told the kids we were going to play "knockout". Z-Bo got the wrong idea. 17 kids with black eyes. This can't be good.
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