Mike Connor
@mike_connor
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If you don’t name your field sizes q and r, you are ruining lives.
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Favourite new hobby:. Writing extraordinarily-long function names and seeing which devs get triggered.
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Rekt.
will RT whatever the top reply to this post is . (as long as it won't get the intern fired).
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Common criticism of zk passport apps: The holder might not be the owner. So prove facial recognition. But an attacker can hold up a photo of the face. So ask the face to look in a random sequence of directions. But AI can create a real time video of the person doing that. 🫥.
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Alien theme. Astounded we didn’t go with “Noirtians” instead. The conference will surely be incredible. But for this missed opportunity, I’m switching to circom.
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This morning I defended my title as the fastest Dad in my village at sports day. Absolute pace.
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🤔 <— this guy. You want to convey:. “I’m thinking about what you just said”. But see how he’s slightly frowning? That slight frown changes things. You end up conveying:. “I am sceptical about what you just said”. Relationships ruined.
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Just discovered Safari only allows 500 tabs on iPhone. Literally unusable.
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RT @filip_harald: What features do you want to see on Aztecscan? Or is there some tool even more pressing in the Aztec ecosystem that's nee….
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New Noir LSP feature request: . “It looks like you’re wasting time gate golfing an unconstrained function. Consider going outside and touching grass”.
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Just spent 10 minutes optimising a Noir circuit function before realising it’s labelled ‘unconstrained’. “Why aren’t the constraints reducing!? Have the lookup tables started dominating constraint counts!?”. No. I am just unobservant. Could’ve been there a while.
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Perfect weather for a bbq?. Can’t be bothered with the faff of coals etc?. Just spin up Aztec’s playground on your laptop. Deploy some private contracts, send some private txs. With all those client-side proofs, your keyboard will be up to temp in minutes. Ideal for searing.
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Aztec’s Public Testnet is live. The privacy revolution is finally here.
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RT @lisacuesta: I sent a private transaction on @aztecnetwork Public Testnet by generating a client-side proof. Try it yourself with Aztec….
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Many scribbly A3 sheets and digital whiteboards and real whiteboards (and a little bit of code) later. Have a play! Request features!. Help us creep the scope of the protocol further before mainnet!.
Aztec’s Public Testnet is live. The privacy revolution is finally here.
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Plot twist: we leave the door closed because Aztec is private.
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