cella 🤌
@mikeVcella
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this is my stupid twitter
Sack Ramen Toe, CA
Joined February 2013
the CDC says it's not omicron unless it comes from the Omicrônne region of France, otherwise it's just sparkling covid
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I didn't care much for Charlie Kirk. My name is Kevin Patullo and I'm the offensive coordinator for the Philadelphia Eagles.
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the first FBI agent who read the "if you read this you are gay lmao" casing
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Was anyone able to sleep last night? Feels like a living nightmare…
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the Etsy witches today
We Paid Some Etsy Witches to Curse Charlie Kirk
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my therapist said this to me, and it hit me like a brick, "hey moron! catch this brick"
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you tellin me a shrimp enriched this plutonium
FDA warns public not to eat possibly radioactive shrimp sold at Walmart, $WMT
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Volkswagen customers in the UK are now being given the option to pay an extra £16.50/month to unlock the full power of their electric cars.
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now this is commitment to the bit
'Most Haunted Places' investigator Dan Rivera dies at 54 while touring with infamously haunted Annabelle doll https://t.co/LBxFwkszyb
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maybe gen Z got the right idea with not learning how to read
CNN’s Laura Coates reports that Diddy fans are pouring baby oil on each other outside the court house and shouting “It’s not RICO, it’s FREAKO.”
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study pretty hard probly get an A MINUUUUUSSS
Kendrick Lamar was seen taking Psychology courses at UCLA to “master his pen”
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yelling "ayeee" here when I get lightly touched on the arm on a layup
A newly opened basketball court in Beijing, transformed from the former cooling towers of Capital Steel and Iron Company.
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if your boyfriend died & his family didn’t put you in his a bitch you worried.. would you be mad??
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suddenly having no earthly desires when someone asks what i want for christmas
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